but he can live on trophies

man cannot live on bread alone

a trophy

Anyway, what shall I eat?

Nope

1 title in 9 is not ffs

I mean not a perfect split, but at least enough to be like United-Arsenal

that is an ACTUAL split era

Fergie won the other 5

from 1996-97 to 03-04, Wenger won 3 of 8 league titles

Prior to Arsenal deciding not to invest money anymore fucking Wenger permanently

At least 6 and 3

Makes it sound like City has 5 and Liverpool has 4

Especially when those 9 seasons are talked about as the City-Liverpool era

1 league title in 9 seasons... is not worthy of any kind of elite status

being better than the worst United sides in history... SOMETIMES... is not an achievement

by no metric are either of those points even remotely valid

and your club over the last decade is one of the best in history

but you lot are trying to assert your manager is some kind of GOAT

yes, we are, you've been better than us

they always rebut with "United is shit"

Man finished behind a Mourinho United side

Klopp is so good but he's finished below a disgraceful United team what... 4 times?

2 leagues, 1 CL.

and won more.

during Klopp's tenure

Chelsea have been pretty topsy turvy

yk what's a disgrace

Xixak

it's just a dumb way of evaluating things

What if Llorente's goal is properly chalked off for handball

what if Havertz misses against City like he does 99% of the tiem

A handful of results and Guardiola could have 4 CLs, 7 Prems, like 4 FA Cups, and like 7 League Cups

Fergie lost 2 CL finals and has the Aguero goal

you could do that with any manager