In the match I'm playing now, I played Weston McKennie through on goal and this negro did a fancy pass to the striker instead of shooting

Caesar wrote: ↑

4 minutes ago

Because you got 10 idiots on your team

this must be how Ronaldo feels

I probably could've had 40 assists if I was playing with better players

Because you got 10 idiots on your team

van de Beek settings. Not really impacting the game, just bop and move

ended up just trying to bop it about a bit

I made a CM

shit is hard...

Caesar wrote: ↑

7 minutes ago

Just scored this disrespectful goal

I tried player career yesterday

just talked to someone who works there.

Yeah Clippers are the dream job

Just scored this disrespectful goal

but he can live on trophies

man cannot live on bread alone

a trophy

Anyway, what shall I eat?

Nope

1 title in 9 is not ffs

I mean not a perfect split, but at least enough to be like United-Arsenal

that is an ACTUAL split era

Fergie won the other 5

from 1996-97 to 03-04, Wenger won 3 of 8 league titles

Prior to Arsenal deciding not to invest money anymore fucking Wenger permanently

At least 6 and 3

Makes it sound like City has 5 and Liverpool has 4

Especially when those 9 seasons are talked about as the City-Liverpool era

1 league title in 9 seasons... is not worthy of any kind of elite status

being better than the worst United sides in history... SOMETIMES... is not an achievement

by no metric are either of those points even remotely valid

and your club over the last decade is one of the best in history

but you lot are trying to assert your manager is some kind of GOAT

yes, we are, you've been better than us

they always rebut with "United is shit"

Man finished behind a Mourinho United side

Klopp is so good but he's finished below a disgraceful United team what... 4 times?