That could be an entire movie

It was a man pretending to be a woman. Kid was just some random street urchin they paid to act like this dude's son. The man would flip his dick between his legs and the dude was basically fucking ol' boy's ball sack thinking it was some coochie.

There is no woman.

And they hit him with the bombshell.

He of course denies it. Explains who the woman is and shit

And they're like "Hon, hon, hon. Pierre. You've have been spyING for the Chinese?"

So he sneaks her and the kid out of China and back to France. When he gets to France, the French authorities arrest all three of them

Comes back like 10 years later, she introduces him to some kid and says he's his son

But he gets reassigned to Brazil and then Paraguay

Starts a whole relationship with her, sex and everything. The CCP's goons show up at her house so he decides he's going to get her out of the country

Eventually he got moved to Beijing and he met this woman who was helping him learn Mandarin

He got sent to Mongolia to work at the embassy there and the CCP would send people to try to probe the embassies to see what they could find out

There was this French dude in like the 60s who worked for the French state department

Oh that reminds me of this wild podcast I listened to

Right?

He bringing home a spy for sure

ESPECIALLY Americans?

You think the CCP lets people just walk all around freely, bro?

Everybody knows blasian people are the prettiest people in existence

She'll keep that baton rouge crib clean as can be

Go to china brodie get you a lil fine ting

That said... I'll be turning down all suggestions of a delegation to China

No comment on my company

And the company's role in the Holocaust

We talking about a company that got a whole program to educate their employees about the Holocaust

"divest"

We divest from companies with such practices. Thank you

He probably got put in a CCP work camp and isn't saying so.

Told him to bring his wife and he said she never passed faster on something

Going for a year this time

They sending him back too

Said he lost 40 pounds

He was like "Baw, I can't be eating when everything looking back at me."