Your Cybertruck isn't working well off-road? Just download the off-road subscription to unlock the differential. We'll patch through an update

My car got a problem. I gotta bring that shit to Fat Mark down the road. Tesla got a problem. Shit beams in over the airwaves

YOUR MECHANICS WORK REMOTE

The shit that tickles me about Elon isn't even him supposedly being innovative. It's the fact that his cars receive fucking software updates

Caesar wrote: ↑

3 minutes ago

Dude said he would sleep at the office some days so he didn't have to do the commute

Threw him out with the trash too

don't the far right like work from home? Them man trolling on the internet all day

They're against remote work so he's against remote work

Elon has bought into culture politics. He's now the far-right's billionaire

wtf

Caesar wrote: ↑

3 minutes ago

Dude said he would sleep at the office some days so he didn't have to do the commute

yeah that's a no from me dawg

he'd be open to man working somewhere else besides the office

Dude said he would sleep at the office some days so he didn't have to do the commute

you'd think for someone who's supposed to be innovative

The speed at which I'd quit a job if I had a five hour commute would make Usain Bolt look slow

bruv

He did. I saw someone talking about being laid off and they were saying how they had to wake up at 3 a.m. every morning to get to work for 8

don't wanna say a prayer to daddy Elon every morning?

Also I think Elon nixed remote work

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5 minutes ago

Tesla just laid off 40% of their workforce. They prob got some openings for you

HARD PASS

Do the software updates to unlock Tesla battery range

the guy I just bought is fucking out for 3 months with a broken toe

brudda...

Tesla just laid off 40% of their workforce. They prob got some openings for you

Xixak wrote: ↑

7 minutes ago

software eng?

Yup

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7 minutes ago

Caesar wrote: ↑

8 minutes ago

I'm trying to get my people some people and they only want remote!

I'm moving to Connecticut next year broesph

Our corp HQ is in New Jersey. You could swing it

software eng?

Caesar wrote: ↑

8 minutes ago

I'm trying to get my people some people and they only want remote!

I'm moving to Connecticut next year broesph

Just messing though

MSFT would be great for you James

I'm trying to get my people some people and they only want remote!

got Leif Davis moving like Grimaldo

Caesar wrote: ↑

11 minutes ago

If you're going to look at someone that far down, it can't be someone who's been at the club

i like man's football tho

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15 minutes ago

James wrote: ↑

24 minutes ago

The problem is I want to work for big companies but the remote jobs are slim pickens / jobs I don't have experience with

Might I interest you in Attapulgus, Georgia?

Remote jobs only

hmm

Man just ignored me trying to interest him in Attapulgus, Georgia