Hopefully giannis doesn't come back in the first round so we can whoop that milwaukee ass

bruh Siakam destroyed the Bucks holy shit

yooo

I don't have a tiktok but this seems like the first steps to something they've been talking about for years

I dont fuck in the dark

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Ball sack don't get warm & wet

Naaaaaah mane lmao

Until you in the dark fucking a ball sack

But I'm not getting fooled by no lady boy. I can spot the difference.

That being said, I'd still take my chances in China.

That's a scary story

So yeah all that to say I wouldn't be fucking with any random people in China

Well at least he was used to banging dudes before he got to jail.

That's crazy.

Think he got like 5 years

The French still put him in jail though even though he didn't give anything of significance

CCP said this spy is just out here having fun & not getting any intel. We gotta break this up

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Probably never felt a real vagina before in his life

He'd been married before.

Since he wasn't getting shit from the French dude

That's why the CCP showed up at the "woman's" apartment. They were going to extract him so he could go work elsewhere.

All he knew was shit like "the Mongolians have sent 100 pounds of beef to Russia."

Probably never felt a real vagina before in his life

Well, the guy didn't actually give up any secrets. He was a paper pusher at best.

Frenchie must have had some bad wine

I feel like scrotum skin doesn't feel like vagina but ya know

That could be an entire movie

It was a man pretending to be a woman. Kid was just some random street urchin they paid to act like this dude's son. The man would flip his dick between his legs and the dude was basically fucking ol' boy's ball sack thinking it was some coochie.

There is no woman.

And they hit him with the bombshell.

He of course denies it. Explains who the woman is and shit