What was it today?

Lunch was mid today. Glad it was free

Take the wins where you can

Well at least I feel like that's a little less insulting

Nah, he looks bigger than me. It would’ve had to have been Derrick you lost weight lol

Could you imagine if she was like "Derrick you have put on some weight?"

50s at most

No lol

Elderly woman?

What’s crazy is that our jobs are so different that there is no reason that she would’ve seen this man where I ran into her

There was no hesitation in what she was saying

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43 minutes ago

Was this a yt who called you Derrick?

yes lol

She was convinced, James

Was this a yt who called you Derrick?

"You people all look the same" vibes

So I go look up this Derrick character. This man got at least 25 years on me and is a good 4 shades darker….

Other woman was like “you got married?”

My name ain’t Derrick. I don’t bowl. I’m not married.

Chat, how you strike out all in a single sentence?

This woman is like “that’s Derrick! The bowler with the lovely wife!”

I was bringing a cart back at work after getting today’s lunch for these film folks. This woman is coming out of the stairwell where I gotta put the cart and one of the people I work with a lot was like “who’s that?” Because she was also getting a cart

I just got microaggressed

"The great histories of our nations and the fact we fought together during WWII"

Yeah he must be getting jealous of all the Putin love

When is the meeting with boyfriend Kim Jong-Un?

I mean if you can decipher this it sounds like we are allying with Russia https://i.postimg.cc/FR9hgYGQ/image.png

A Russian asset is now the US national intelligence director

Fuckedoverflation

What do you call it when it is inflation and shrinkflation?

At least they look to be the same size as when they were $1

BIDEN INFLATION!