bro I've found my Messi

5* skills out the gate...

first scout report after. 15 year old, 61 OVR, 80-94 POT CAM/CF. 5'7

Sony turning a W into an L

like 3 games ago

I just changed to a 4-3-3 False 9

Bro ho...ly...fuck

yep they're idiots

Sony removed Helldivers 2 from like 100 countries because those countries don't allow you to sign up for a PSN account

fucking attack...

so fucking sick of the CPU just passing it around the back when they're losing late

just took a red

Vitor Roque's agent talking about man leaving Barcelona after six months

Caesar wrote: ↑

16 minutes ago

In other news, Vitor Roque vs. Endrick was supposed to be the next chapter of El Clasico, replacing Messi vs. Ronaldo

goofy

the CPU always manages to score some BS

I can never get a clean sheet

In other news, Vitor Roque vs. Endrick was supposed to be the next chapter of El Clasico, replacing Messi vs. Ronaldo

fucking hell man

Caesar wrote: ↑

19 minutes ago

Man spent decades saying black people couldn't play quarterback because they weren't smart enough to now, in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty-four, say showing football IQ is a NEGATIVE

Caesar wrote: ↑

21 minutes ago

And dude was like "No, why are you changing the plays? Because you can't throw the ball."

CTE in action.

Peyton Manning? Trash. That man ain't never liked the play as it was called in the huddle

Man spent decades saying black people couldn't play quarterback because they weren't smart enough to now, in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty-four, say showing football IQ is a NEGATIVE

And dude was like "No, why are you changing the plays? Because you can't throw the ball."

that's a "proper" QB

nah I prefer my QB to sit in the pocket and get sacked

yeah brudda... u use the tools available to you

Because Lamar is sacked half as often as Dak

"he's 6'3 and strong and fast"

So my argument in response was, do you not think it would be beneficial to have a quarterback who can A) read the defense and know when he needs to bail or adjust at the line of scrimmage and B) have the confidence to do it

or I've seen people saying Bellingham isn't good

bro that's like the people that say that Mbappe isn't good because he uses speed to his advantage

yh u gotta stay in the pocket and get smashed to be elite

Discounting that Lamar Jackson threw for 3,700 yards last season but I digress

hmm

And the guy was like "Dak Prescott because he throws the ball"