Patting your head when your scalp itches provides relief because nerve receptors can only transmit one sensation at a time and pain takes a higher priority in the brain

And where FEMA refuses to acknowledge the levees because they weren’t built with federal money

Although admittedly, my parents live like 40 miles from the Gulf of Mexico

I was expecting like $200/m. That’s what my parents pay

Nah not at all

That doesn't seem bad

I can almost certainly get that closer to $300 by just saying fuck the contents

Flood insurance quote on one of these houses is $620/a. The other looks like they’re paying $755/a

Hot

Random factoid. 75% of the aluminum ever used has been recaptured and recycled. We keep drinking out of the same soda cans over and over again.

Candy

I’ve always ate them like they were regular candy and not mints

Https://us.mentos.com/products/mixed-fruit-14pc-roll These

Yeah the regular degular Mentos. I mean the fruity ones

I thought they were mints. "The fresh maker"

think they're candy

SN: are Mentos fruit chews mints or just regular candy?

Exactly.

But I don’t know why people getting mad about the Navy. Hasn’t the stereotype always been that everyone in the Navy is gay?

"It's a demonic ritual!"

The same way we have a whole thing for Memorial and Veterans day

I bet. But we have a whole ceremony

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Today I was trying to spot who will be mad tomorrow when they come into work and we have our pride flags up

The Navy has been posting stuff on Facebook about it and people have been getting big mad

Today I was trying to spot who will be mad tomorrow when they come into work and we have our pride flags up

Last week it was for our summer interns, and I was sitting around waiting for almost 2 hours because they were asking all kinds of questions

So everyone is asleep

So I walk in the room at 10:30 ready to go and don’t actually speak until 11:15

What kills me for these things is that I give my presentation after medical or safety and they drag on and on and on and on

I had to give like 10 minute training the other day. Was super cake. No one else would volunteer

Got 2 more this month and a lunch and learn next Wednesday

We’ve been having new hire orientations every week for the last like 7 weeks and I have to give a presentation for them

The amount of public speaking I’ve been doing over the last month and a half is insane

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like u aren't even able to use stats to inform your signings

yh I hate this

At least PES let you do that.