if that's me in that situation

The Strangers is getting a remake. Comes out next week

I'm squaring up

im ngl tho

That was it

Drag Me to Hell

nahh why did i watch this...

bruv...

I saw that one and another one that I always blank on the name because it wasn't good

I've never seen a horror movie in a theater

yk unless you count Us or Get Out

This shit right here

no cops helping u either u too far out

yep

Cue 2 hours of some killers trying to get you

Up there working on Halloween. Singing along to some Taylor Swift. Your internet goes out

Oh yeah that's definitely some horror movie shit

type of place you gon get attacked by a scarecrow tho

You know they had a 14-bedroom mansion, making six figures in a place like that

Had to find it by a post office that was 40 minutes DOWN THE ROAD

Googled it. Shit didn't have a wikipedia page or anything

I figured it was near our plant up in the northern part of the state

That reminds me of this shit. Last year, I had to email someone in my company to fix something for me and in her email signature was this place in Louisiana I'd never heard of

this country so goofy at times bro

libruls.

hmm true

Until they realize Texas sucks ass and move back

Now the libs can work for [Insert Company Here] making six figures and move to Vidor, Texas, buying their $74,000 5 bd/3ba mansions

But it makes sense the far right hates remote work. It allows for mobility. They've been using their low housing prices in job deserts as an insult to the libs for years

Now I got myself worked up about jobs. Hard to sleep now

Your Cybertruck isn't working well off-road? Just download the off-road subscription to unlock the differential. We'll patch through an update

My car got a problem. I gotta bring that shit to Fat Mark down the road. Tesla got a problem. Shit beams in over the airwaves

YOUR MECHANICS WORK REMOTE

The shit that tickles me about Elon isn't even him supposedly being innovative. It's the fact that his cars receive fucking software updates