time to play Assna

If i speak

Just messing brudda

Agent be running behind single moms. He playing a different sport

Agent's also single btw

Remember to plant your right foot and step back with your left into a lunge so your back stays straight you don’t get that weird groveling kneel going

Count not locking down that doctor was sad

Shoutout Count for ensuring I’m not the only unmarried person here

Oh yeah?

wildly OT, but thought I'd share

im prob pretty close to proposing to my gf btw Caesar.

Isak hat-trick

4-0 slapping. Couldn't handle their press

not fun

Caesar wrote: ↑

13 minutes ago

Xixak wrote: ↑

18 minutes ago

head scout, Caesar, ignored

applying for the job at Newcastle

I got annihilated by them in the derby

Xixak wrote: ↑

16 minutes ago

any suggestions? Got Yann Sommer as first choice so I don't need someone who can be 1st choice right away

Lucas Chevalier

Xixak wrote: ↑

18 minutes ago

head scout, Caesar, ignored

applying for the job at Newcastle

preferably someone with the potential to get better than him tho tbh

any suggestions? Got Yann Sommer as first choice so I don't need someone who can be 1st choice right away

the only other signing I need for this window is a backup keeper

12M, A-grade signing

head scout, Caesar, ignored

Amad signed

“Patrick, if you don’t get your ass out of my office… highest paid player, this man? Fuck outta here”

Patrick Roberts? See this why FIFA need dialogue options like FM

demanding to be the highest paid player at the club

Surely they had some random GOAT in the 2000s that kept them afloat

honestly i might need two RWs, Patrick Roberts being annoying about his contract renewal

I might have to get him tbh

Diallo is really good though

yeah it's sort of a wild statement

I know they been shit for a lil minute but best player they’ve seen? Cmon now lol

I miss Gus Poyet bro