if I get a diff job where I can chill tf out more maybe I will

maybe I gotta get back into the NFL next season

hmm

#coachsoap

A true striker blasts that

3-2

Jermaine!

WHAT A STRIKE!

then they don't perform AND you can't resell them so you're just fucked

and giving them 300K a week

vs. splashing that on idk, some 28 year old

only 85K

his wage is also quite low

yep

Price makes sense to me

And if he isn't a flop, you get a good striker for 10 years

United can easily sell Hojlund to a Ligue 1, Serie A or Bundesliga club for 30M in 3 years if needed

Rasmus' back is often to the goal

The price tag is because even if Hojlund is a complete and utter flop, United can recoup at least half of that because he'd still be under 25 when they came to that conclusion

I think anyone looking at the Hojlund transfer and expecting him to be Haaland wasn't understanding things

They also don't play the same way at all, or at least not under ETH

he's a different animal.

yeah Haaland is a fucking cyborg

Haaland had 13 goals in his first season at Dortmund in 15 games

the year before we bought him

who also had... checks notes... 9 goals

is basically the same as Martial's

taking into account inflation

the price tag

i mean fwiw

There were holjund and haaland side by side

Fr

Soapy wrote: ↑

42 minutes ago

I never got the hype and price tag

Hojlund is close to Haaland. Both Scandinavian

9 goals in Serie A

price tag is just poor negotiation from us