wagwan n dat?

sup fellas

He hopped out like he wanted to fight so I took off my work shirt and hiked up my Dickie’s like what’s good old man

I “cut” him off leaving Dairy Queen with my co-workers coming back from lunch

What ya did

That man hopped out the Benz like “put up ya dukes” on me

Could’ve been the same old man that tried to fight me one time. His wife looked like she was a fresh ass 19

That nigga a sex addict

Even more reason to not do it

There is a non-zero chance that I’ve seen these people type beat

Meh. My hometown ain’t small but it ain’t that big either lol. We would’ve found out sooner or later

Even if i fucked the baddest bitch ever, i would take that story to the grave

Ya homeboy a freakazoid

Caesar wrote: ↑

7 minutes ago

You’re fucking his wife while he’s sitting in the corner naked from waist down and the Gatorade is the problem…?

A man still gotta have a code.

You’re fucking his wife while he’s sitting in the corner naked from waist down and the Gatorade is the problem…?

And this nigga must be a super fucker if he needs his electrolyte replenished lmao

Son feeling like Red Auerbach

Water....aight

Caesar wrote: ↑

11 minutes ago

Gatorade so he could keep fucking, negro. You played sports

nah, a white man bringing you a Gatorade (without you requesting it) mid coital is nuts lmao

The funny thing about that whole story is guy I knew was cheating on his children’s mother. Imagine telling your girl that’s the situation of you cheating

Gatorade so he could keep fucking, negro. You played sports

But anyway the people messaged me online and the husband was like “here’s my wife’s number so she can voice verify she’s real”. They were like 45 year old hillbillies up in Central Louisiana. I was like “nah I’m good” end of story lol

Caesar wrote: ↑

13 minutes ago

The dude I know is where I got the Gatorade thing from because he agreed and said the old fella would bring him Gatorade and her wine while they were fucking

This feels racist somehow lmao

3 Novaks on the bench, two Cech

FIFA gon FIFA

The only guys not named that are real players

SN: FIFA's name generator got the Czech republic with a starting lineup of 4 people named Cech, 3 named Kadlec, and two Novak

He ended up catching feelings for the wife and they told him to kick rocks

The dude I know is where I got the Gatorade thing from because he agreed and said the old fella would bring him Gatorade and her wine while they were fucking

The people online that messaged me at least explained the situation lol

And he said the dude just flat out said “would you like to fuck my wife”

Old dude came up to him with (as dude I know put it) a fine, young wife

He was at work

This dude who grew up down the street from me got asked that in person