Alphonso Davies, you are a Real Madrid player.

right footed

wow

Madrid might be out

Davies scores

And the woman might be dead

He took to the internet to go on a rant about modern women being trash and flakes after this

Love is a battlefield

Not his best option, no

This man went to a whole war zone for some pussy

But here’s the kicker. He didn’t just go to like Lyiv or Kyiv. This motherfucker went to EASTERN Ukraine for some pussy. Three miles from Russia

Some dude went to Ukraine to try to fuck this chick and got mad she didn’t meet up with him

How did madrid not score

If they did it to my office, it’d make sense. I don’t have shit in here

Mind you, this dude’s office got personal items in there and shit so you know it’s clearly someone’s office. Got a picture of his wife and kids on the desk

And we don’t have cubicles in here. It’s people who are in meetings in the conference rooms across the hall

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Maybe they just have a cubicle

they don’t ask though. They just do it

Or when he’s just not in there. One time he went to go do some shit on the site, came back and some dude was in his office on a whole Teams meeting and looking at HIM like he was in the wrong place

Maybe they just have a cubicle

SN: I don’t know why but people love using my coworker’s office to take phone calls when he’s not here