I “cut” him off leaving Dairy Queen with my co-workers coming back from lunch

What ya did

That man hopped out the Benz like “put up ya dukes” on me

Could’ve been the same old man that tried to fight me one time. His wife looked like she was a fresh ass 19

That nigga a sex addict

Even more reason to not do it

There is a non-zero chance that I’ve seen these people type beat

Meh. My hometown ain’t small but it ain’t that big either lol. We would’ve found out sooner or later

Even if i fucked the baddest bitch ever, i would take that story to the grave

Ya homeboy a freakazoid

Caesar wrote: ↑

6 minutes ago

You’re fucking his wife while he’s sitting in the corner naked from waist down and the Gatorade is the problem…?

A man still gotta have a code.

You’re fucking his wife while he’s sitting in the corner naked from waist down and the Gatorade is the problem…?

And this nigga must be a super fucker if he needs his electrolyte replenished lmao

Son feeling like Red Auerbach

Water....aight

Caesar wrote: ↑

10 minutes ago

Gatorade so he could keep fucking, negro. You played sports

nah, a white man bringing you a Gatorade (without you requesting it) mid coital is nuts lmao

The funny thing about that whole story is guy I knew was cheating on his children’s mother. Imagine telling your girl that’s the situation of you cheating

Gatorade so he could keep fucking, negro. You played sports

But anyway the people messaged me online and the husband was like “here’s my wife’s number so she can voice verify she’s real”. They were like 45 year old hillbillies up in Central Louisiana. I was like “nah I’m good” end of story lol