Son feeling like Red Auerbach

Water....aight

Caesar wrote: ↑

2 minutes ago

Gatorade so he could keep fucking, negro. You played sports

nah, a white man bringing you a Gatorade (without you requesting it) mid coital is nuts lmao

The funny thing about that whole story is guy I knew was cheating on his children’s mother. Imagine telling your girl that’s the situation of you cheating

Gatorade so he could keep fucking, negro. You played sports

But anyway the people messaged me online and the husband was like “here’s my wife’s number so she can voice verify she’s real”. They were like 45 year old hillbillies up in Central Louisiana. I was like “nah I’m good” end of story lol

Caesar wrote: ↑

5 minutes ago

The dude I know is where I got the Gatorade thing from because he agreed and said the old fella would bring him Gatorade and her wine while they were fucking

This feels racist somehow lmao

3 Novaks on the bench, two Cech

FIFA gon FIFA

The only guys not named that are real players

SN: FIFA's name generator got the Czech republic with a starting lineup of 4 people named Cech, 3 named Kadlec, and two Novak

He ended up catching feelings for the wife and they told him to kick rocks

The dude I know is where I got the Gatorade thing from because he agreed and said the old fella would bring him Gatorade and her wine while they were fucking

The people online that messaged me at least explained the situation lol

And he said the dude just flat out said “would you like to fuck my wife”

Old dude came up to him with (as dude I know put it) a fine, young wife

He was at work

This dude who grew up down the street from me got asked that in person

Soapy wrote: ↑

7 minutes ago

I thought this was in person lmfao

I know people who have been asked in person

I get a message soon after and the dude is like “Hey, this is weird but I got a question for you”