Across The Tiny-Verse

[The JZA]

Anus... Tiny definitely lives in a gated community

[Agent]

bring on these playoffs. can atl sneak in that play-in and get a playoff spot tho?

Moore Cash is balling out of his mind but his teammates aren't exactly reciprocating. Hawks sneaking into the play-in would be major.

Anus... Tiny definitely lives in a gated community

Bro's been pretty paid for a while. Long before his NBA days. He's used to gated communities

[Agent]

Mavericks Dominate The Suns Behind Super Cash Bro's Combined 49 Point-Night In A Dallas' Win
Regular Season Game 80: Apr. 11, 2035- American Airlines Center, Dallax, TX

Edmond Lawson -C- Aron Boylan
Jonathan Kuminga -PF- Jabari Smith Jr.
Westley Hunt -SF- Nash Cash
Shaedon Sharpe -SG- Chasson Cash
Tiny Jimenez -PG- Aquille Strawberry

@

PHX | 21 | 35 | 26 | 19 | 101
DAL | 28 | 38 | 26 | 26 | 118


Can Chasson Cash capture his 2nd NBA title alongside his brother Nash chasing his first NBA championship?

Phoenix Suns' Top Performers:

Tiny Jimenez: 33 Points, 8 Assists, 14/23 FG, 2/3 3PT, 3/4 FT
Westley Hunt: 19 Points, 4 Rebounds, 6/11 FG, 2/2 3PT, 5/5 FT
Jonathan Kuminga: 18 Points, 3 Steals, 8/17 FG, 2/5 3PT
Aaron Christmas: 11 Points, 4/7 FG, 3/6 3PT
Edmond Lawson: 0 Points, 13 Rebounds, 3 Blocks, 0/3 FG

Dallas Mavericks' Top Performers:

Nash Cash: 28 Points, 3 Blocks, 10/17 FG, 4/8 3PT, 4/4 FT
Chasson Cash: 21 Points, 9 Assists, 8/13 FG, 4/6 3PT, 1/2 FT
Keon Ellis: 17 Points, 4 Assists, 5/9 FG, 2/3 3PT, 5/5 FT
Aquille Strawberry: 16 Points, 5 Rebounds, 7 Assists, 6/15 FG, 2/9 3PT, 2/4 FT
Jabari Smith Jr.: 10 Points, 11 Rebounds, 3 Blocks, 4/8 FG, 2/5 3PT
PJ Washington: 10 Points, 4/6 FG, 1/2 3PT, 1/2 FT



Suns' Current Record:
55-25

[Agent]

Hawks' Big Win Over The Suns Forces Phoenix To Be The 4th Seed Ahead Of The NBA Postseason
Regular Season Game 82: Apr. 15, 2035- State Farm Arena, Atlanta, GA

Edmond Lawson -C- Moore Cash
Jonathan Kuminga -PF- John David Opacic
Westley Hunt -SF- Christian Cannon
Shaedon Sharpe -SG- Chaz Warrick
Tiny Jimenez -PG- Romain Hamilton

@

PHX | 18 | 29 | 26 | 26 | 99
ATL | 24 | 31 | 19 | 27 | 101


Moore Cash finishes off an impressive rookie season with 24 points & 12 boards as the Hawks grit out the victory in front of the Atlanta' crowd.

Phoenix Suns' Top Performers:

Tiny Jimenez: 27 Points, 5 Rebounds, 9 Assists, 10/19 FG, 1/3 3PT, 6/6 FT
Westley Hunt: 20 Points, 10 Rebounds, 8/21 FG, 1/6 3PT, 3/3 FT
Jonathan Kuminga: 18 Points, 8/13 FG, 2/5 3PT
Aaron Christmas: 11 Points, 7 Assists, 4/6 FG, 3/4 3PT
EJ Newman: 10 Points, 5/8 FG
Edmond Lawson: 6 Points, 13 Rebounds, 3/5 FG

Atlanta Hawks' Top Performers:

Moore Cash: 24 Points, 12 Rebounds, 11/22 FG, 1/4 3PT, 1/2 FT
Chaz Warrick: 17 Points, 5/10 FG, 5/8 3PT, 2/2 FT
Christian Cannon: 17 Points, 7 Rebounds, 6/12 FG, 3/6 3PT, 2/2 FT
Romain Hamilton: 12 Points, 6 Rebounds, 11 Assists, 3/16 FG, 1/10 3PT, 5/8 FT
Johnny Franklin: 11 Points, 6 Rebounds, 4/10 FG, 3/6 3PT
Dalen Terry: 10 Points, 2/7 FG, 1/5 3PT, 5/5 FT



Suns' Current Record:
56-26

[Agent]

End of Season Player Stats Update:



Suns' Injury List:
N/A

Record:
56-26

[Agent]

End of Season Player Caps Wrap-Up:


Name: Alfredo Bell III, #11
Team: Philadelphia 76ers
Averages: 15.0 PPG, 5.7 APG, 1.0 SPG, .396 FG%, .331 3P%, .775 FT%


Name: Sarunas Sabonis, #35
Team: Milwaukee Bucks
Averages: 14.7 PPG, 4.6 RPG, 0.8 SPG, .475 FG%, .298 3P%, .840 FT%


Name: Hisashi Sakai, #11
Team: Milwaukee Bucks
Averages: 26.3 PPG, 5.8 RPG, 9.5 APG, 2.5 SPG, .528 FG%, .420 3P%, .870 FT%


Name: Moore Cash, #50
Team: Atlanta Hawks
Averages: 21.7 PPG, 12.5 RPG, 4.2 APG, 1.1 SPG, 2.9 BPG, .468 FG%, .444 3P%, .679 FT%


Name: Jere Augustus, #11
Team: Miami Heat
Averages: 24.0 PPG, 7.0 RPG, 5.8 APG, 2.1 SPG, .538 FG%, .412 3P%, .860 FT%


Name: Lyric Houston, #8
Team: Miami Heat
Averages: 23.0 PPG, 4.5 RPG, 7.1 APG, 1.8 SPG, .597 FG%, .390 3P%, .845 FT%


Name: DJ Porter, #00
Team: Miami Heat
Averages: 19.2 PPG, 15.5 RPG, 6.1 APG, 1.5 SPG, 2.4 BPG, .552 FG%, .053 3P%, .470 FT%


Name: Chasson Cash, #21
Team: Dallas Mavericks
Averages: 25.4 PPG, 6.1 RPG, 7.4 APG, 1.4 SPG, .574 FG%, .462 3P%, .704 FT%


Name: Nash Cash, #33
Team: Dallas Mavericks
Averages: 26.1 PPG, 6.9 RPG, 3.6 APG, 1.5 SPG, 1.3 BPG, .547 FG%, .403 3P%, .879 FT%


Name: Recks Black, #1
Team: New Orleans Pelicans
Averages: 23.0 PPG, 5.7 RPG, 6.2 APG, 1.5 SPG, .574 FG%, .456 3P%, .808 FT%


Name: Morgan Sauce, #5
Team: New Orleans Pelicans
Averages: 26.5 PPG, 5.9 RPG, 6.1 APG, 1.7 SPG, .577 FG%, .409 3P%, .816 FT%


Name: Darius Vann, #13
Team: Toronto Raptors
Averages: 13.2 PPG, 6.0 RPG, 1.6 SPG, 1.4 BPG, .433 FG%, .000 3P%, .744 FT%


Name: Treysi Royal, #28
Team: Washington Wizards
Averages: 25.7 PPG, 8.1 RPG, 5.5 APG, 1.4 SPG, 1.4 BPG, .507 FG%, .437 3P%, .918 FT%


Name: James Taylor, #5
Team: Washington Wizards
Recent: 16.3 PPG, 3.0 RPG, 11.0 APG, 1.1 SPG, .514 FG%, .431 3P%, .975 FT%

[Agent]

Apr. 16, 2035 - End of NBA Season Update

Standings:

Eastern Conference:
1. Miami Heat (65-17)
2. New York Knicks (57-25)
3. Washington Wizards (55-27)
4. Milwaukee Bucks (54-28)
5. Orlando Magic (49-33)
6. Charlotte Hornets (42-40)=)
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pi - Toronto Raptors (41-41
pi - Cleveland Cavaliers (39-43)
pi - Detroit Pistons (36-46)
pi - Atlanta Hawks (34-48)
Boston Celtics (29-53)
Indiana Pacers (28-54)
Chicago Bulls (27-55)
Philadelphia 76ers (26-56)
Brooklyn Nets (25-57)

Western Conference:
1. New Orleans Pelicans (62-20)
2. Dallas Mavericks (60-21)
3. Seattle Supersonics (57-25)
4. Phoenix Suns (56-26)
5. Los Angeles Clippers (47-35)
6. Oklahoma City Thunder (43-39)
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pi - Memphis Grizzlies (42-40)
pi - Los Angeles Lakers (39-43)
pi - Houston Rockets (39-43)
pi - Golden State Warriors (38-44)
San Antonio Spurs (33-48)
Sacramento Kings (33-49)
Denver Nuggets (33-49)
Utah Jazz (32-49)
Minnesota Timberwolves (31-51)
Portland Trail Blazers (17-64)

Award Winners:

MVP: DJ Porter, MIA
ROTY: Moore Cash, ATL
DPOTY: DJ Porter, MIA
MIP: Kanye Crawford, SAC
6MOTY: T.R. Labeyrie, HOU
CPOTY: Treysi Royal, WAS
COTY: Erik Spoelstra, MIA (65-17)

All-NBA First Team:
G Hisashi Sakai, MIL
G Treysi Royal, WAS
F Ron Ellis, MEM
F Nash Cash, DAL
C DJ Porter, MIA

All-NBA Second Team:
G LaMelo Ball, CHA
G Chasson Cash, DAL
F Jere Augustus, MIA
F Marques Ebi, CLE
C Moore Cash, ATL

All-NBA Third Team:
G Tiny Jimenez, PHX
G Morgan Sauce, NO
F Josh GIddey, UTA
F Gilbert McCaw, SAC
C Gheorghe Paven, ORL

All-Defensive First Team:
G Tiny Jimenez, PHX
G Lyric Houston, MIA
F Evan Mobley, BOS
F Jere Augustus, MIA
C DJ Porter, MIA

All-Defensive Second Team:
G Hisashi Sakai, MIL
G Treysi Royal, WAS
F Ron Ellis, MEM
F Chet Holmgren, NYK
C Moore Cash, ATL

All-Rookie First Team:
G Amen Thompson, POR
G Alfredo Bell III, PHI
F Brandon Miller, SA
C Victor Wembanyama, GSW
C Moore Cash, ATL

All-Rookie Second Team:
G Anthony Black, CHA
G Scoot Henderson, BOS
G Cason Wallace, HOU
F Ausar Thompson, NYK
F Darius Vann, TOR

[The JZA]

Long as Mojo won something, we good. 62-20 and no season award would be crazy.

DJ a fucking problem. My boy Lyric was about to bail on Miami until he came lol

[Agent]

Long as Mojo won something, we good. 62-20 and no season award would be crazy.

DJ a fucking problem. My boy Lyric was about to bail on Miami until he came lol

I'll be surprised if anyone can stop the Heat in the East this post-season. Might end up with a Pelicans / Heat finals.

MOJO vs DJ Porter in the Finals after winning 3 titles together in NOLA

[Agent]

The Shogun Of Misfortune.



One day after wrapping up his 14th consecutive season in the NBA, Tiny's wife of nearly two years, Faria, was found crying in front of the front door.

"Hey.. What's wrong babe? Are you okay?" A curious Tiny asked as his wife bawled her eyes out.

"Tiny.. We need to talk.. I.. I don't know if I want to do this anymore." Faria responded.

"Being your wife is everything I could've ever wanted. I love our family.. I love you!.. I just.." She paused.

"You what?"

"I just don't belong here. I belong up there.." Faria said as she pointed to the sky.

Tiny dropped his head in disbelief.

"I know I've been wishy washy ever since you met me.. Always leaving you when you're least expecting.. & this time I promised to never do that again.. But I can't continue to live my days out here.. I have to get back out there.. Searching for others like me.."

Sadness began to overcome Tiny's face as he responded rather supportively to the unfortunate news that his wife just isn't happy anymore.

"I understand, Faria. You know I love you too. Go do what you have to do. We'll be fine here on Earth.. I've got too many people here depending on me to leave them now. All of my children, all of my fans.. & my teammates."

Faria removed the ring from her finger before putting in Tiny's hand.

"The idea of human marriage is very special. I loved every second of being your wife.."

"But you have to do what you have to do.. I get it."

Faria nodded as she kissed Tiny on the lips before saying goodbye to all of his 9 children, including 2 of her own. She gave Tiny one last kiss on the lips before boarding her craft for a final goodbye.

"It's goodbye for now." Tiny said to his former wife as she waved to him.

"But not goodbye forever.."

Tiny turned & looked at his children as they cried witnessing their mom & step-mom leaving them.

& just like that, Tiny Jimenez finds himself as a single man again. Will he lock in as the postseason begins in a few days or will his emotions affect his performance on the court?