Across The Tiny-Verse

[Agent]

Monster game from the rook! Could have let Moore Cash get one of those boards to complete the dub-dub

Man, Vann really turned up in that one! I wasn't expecting him put up a 20/20 game!!

[Agent]

NBA All-Star Weekend, Feb. 17, 2035 - Moda Center, Portland, OR

Starry' 3-Point Contest:


NBA All-Star, Treysi Royal, notched 25 points in the final round of the contest tonight. Royal played in Portland from 2025-2029.


Clippers' Omari Christopher followed up Royal by tying his score at 25 points.


But the Mavericks' guard, Aquille Strawberry, ran away with the victory by finishing with a score of 33.


Winner: Aquille Strawberry, Dallas Mavericks

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AT&T 5G Slam Dunk Contest:


2 from the Western Conference, 1 from the Eastern Conference, & 1 from the G-League to represent the 2035 Slam Dunk contest.


Representing the Pelicans with the G-League affliliate Birmingham Squadron, Alondes Williams put on a show in Portland for All-Star fans.


Where does this botch from Portland's Amen Thompson rank among the NBA Dunk Contest's biggest flops?


Hornets' Darius Freeman wins his first NBA Slam Dunk championship against some tough competition to end Saturday night of All-Star weekend.

Winner: Darius Freeman, Charlotte Hornets

[Caesar]

Heat better win it all this year or Jere going to be batting the piss out of his teammates.

Also, why Omari Christopher look like Shaft?

[Agent]

Heat better win it all this year or Jere going to be batting the piss out of his teammates.

Also, why Omari Christopher look like Shaft?

Miami is without a doubt the favorite. They're the best team in the NBA because they play amazing defense. Jere tallied 9 steals against us & tied a franchise record Mario Chalmers set

Omari Christopher / Richard Roundtree it's the cyberface of 3x NBA All-Star Phil Chenier in the 1970s tbqh.

He's been battling against Tiny since the beginning

[Agent]

West All-Stars Score 49 In The 4th To Comeback From Defeat In Portland As The 2035 All-Star Weekend Comes To An End
NBA All-Star Weekend, All-Star Game: Feb. 18, 2035 - Moda Center, Portland, OR

Victor Wembanyama -C- DJ Porter
Ron Ellis -PF- Evan Mobley
Chasson Cash -SF- Jere Augustus
Morgan Sauce -SG- Treysi Royal
Tiny Jimenez -PG- Hisashi Sakai

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EAST | 35 | 37 | 27 | 37 | 136
WEST | 35 | 27 | 30 | 49 | 141


For the 2nd time in his 14-year career, Tiny Jimenez was awarded the All-Star game MVP honors with 34 points & 11 assists as the West toppled the East.

Western Conference All-Stars' Boxscore:
Tiny Jimenez: 34 Points, 4 Rebounds, 11 Assists, 11/16 FG, 4/4 3PT, 4/4 FT
Morgan Sauce: 23 Points, 5 Assists, 10/13 FG, 1/3 3PT, 2/4 FT
Victor Wembanyama: 15 Points, 10 Rebounds, 3 Blocks, 5/10 FG, 2/3 3PT, 3/3 FT
Ron Ellis: 13 Points, 8 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 3 Blocks, 5/9 FG, 1/2 3PT, 2/2 FT
Gilbert McCaw: 13 Points, 5/6 FG, 3/3 3PT
Chasson Cash: 12 Points, 5/11 FG, 2/3 3PT
Nash Cash: 10 Points, 3/5 FG, 1/2 3PT, 3/3 FT
Westley Hunt: 9 Points, 3/5 FG, 1/1 3PT, 2/3 FT
Anthony Edwards: 6 Points, 3/3 FG
Recks Black: 4 Points, 2/2 FG
Hans Hasselhoff: 2 Points, 4 Blocks, 1/2 FG
Josh Giddey: DNP

Eastern Conference All-Stars' Boxscore:
Hisashi Sakai: 32 Points, 5 Assists, 10/16 FG, 2/6 3PT, 10/11 FT
Treysi Royal: 22 Points, 9/14 FG, 4/7 3PT
Jere Augustus: 17 Points, 9 Assists, 8/16 FG, 1/4 3PT
DJ Porter: 16 Points, 12 Rebounds, 4 Blocks, 8/12 FG
James Taylor: 13 Points, 4 Assists, 5/10 FG, 3/4 3PT
Lyric Houston: 10 Points, 6 Assists, 5 Steals, 5/13 FG
Evan Mobley: 9 Points, 7 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 4/8 FG, 1/3 3PT
Chet Holmgren: 9 Points, 5 Rebounds, 3/6 FG, 3/5 3PT
Scottie Barnes: 6 Points, 5 Rebounds, 1/1 FG, 4/4 FT
Gheorghe Paven: 2 Points, 1/2 FG
Moore Cash: DNP
LaMelo Ball: DNP

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Nash Cash dishes the assist off the glass to Recks Black for the 2-handed jam!


Just like last night, the Portland' crowd went crazy for Treysi Royal's return. Tiny Jimenez & Gheorge Paven, fellow All-Stars, where Royal's teammates in Portland in 2026.


Despite only scoring 10 points on the night, Heat' guard Lyric Houston's impact on the defensive end was very notable with his 5 steals.


Pelicans' Morgan Sauce helped lead the charge as the West defeated the East with 23 points on the night.


DJ Porter has never been known for his freethrow shooting. Tonight he attempted to shoot them underhand & went 0-2 from the stripe.


Jere Augustus is one of the most lethal threats in the league today. Tonight he poured in 17 for the Eastern Conference.


The All-Star games scoring leader, Bucks' Hisashi Sakai, notched 32 points in the East's loss to the West.


While the defending champs are trying to regain the top spot in the East, Wizards' James Taylor added 13 & 4 in the 2035 All-Star Game.


Tonight's All-Star Game MVP, Tiny Jimenez, stepped up for the Western Conference tonight to lead the squad with 34 points & 11 assists!

[Agent]

10 Years Of Tiny Jimenez In The NBA All-Star Game


2025 - Tiny's first NBA All-Star selection: 19 Points, 12 Assists, 7/14 FG, 3/4 3PT, 2/2 FT


2026: 24 Points, 5 Assists, 10/16 FG, 4/6 3PT


2028: 20 Points, 4 Rebounds, 8 Assists, 9/14 FG, 1/2 3PT, 1/1 FT


2029: 29 Points, 9 Assists, 12/23 FG, 2/6 3PT, 3/4 FT (MVP)


2030: 28 Points, 4 Rebounds, 10 Assists, 10/13 FG, 8/9 FT


2031: 19 Points, 5 Assists, 6/9 FG, 2/3 3PT, 5/5 FT


2032: 23 Points, 5 Rebounds, 6 Assists, 6/13 FG, 2/4 3PT, 9/9 FT


2033: 17 Points, 7 Rebounds, 12 Assists, 5/11 FG, 1/3 3PT, 6/7 FT


2034: 23 Points, 6 Rebounds, 13 Assists, 9/16 FG, 3/4 3PT, 2/3 FT


2035: 34 Points, 4 Rebounds, 11 Assists, 11/16 FG, 4/4 3PT, 4/4 FT (2x MVP)

[Scars]

Tiny hasn't lost a step

[chosenone58]

Tiny loves a good behind the back dunk

[Caesar]

Jere Augustus is one of the most lethal threats in the league today. Tonight he poured in 17 for the Eastern Conference.

#DoubleEntendre

[RoyalTy]

Tiny back playing like he never left

Treysi having himself a nice weekend too back in Rose City