Across The Tiny-Verse
Into The Tiny-Verse
Very tight race in the east... this is going to be interesting
Into The Tiny-Verse
New Year's Eve Party.
"Well if it isn't Tiny Jimenez!" A voice called from across the room.
I turned around to see Dwyane "The Rock" Johnson & Dave Bautista standing around having some drinks together.
"What's up, fellas!"
"We were just talking about Citizen Crypto. That was a great movie you released a few months back!" The Rock said.
"But you know I have to bring it up.. When are we going to do our movie together, Tiny? You got something against The Rock, brotha?"
I shook my head no.
"Problem with the Rock?! No way!" I said as I dapped him up to express some love.
"I can't stop winning!"
Both of the men laughed before Batista chimed in.
"I too would love to do a movie with you Tiny. With both of you. The more the merrier."
"Maybe Black Panther & the Guardians of the Galaxy should team up?" I lobbed.
"I'm 100% into it, brotha." Rock said before asking where he fits in to the Marvel cinematic universe.
"I'll try to put in a good word for you, & maybe Marvel Studios has an opening for an extra in the movie. & if not, I'm always looking for more assistants." I joked.
"I'm being serious though, brotha! How's the family? Good I hope."
"Excellent. Mandy's back at the house with all of the kids. Thanks for asking."
"That's great. Be careful tonight. There are some fine FINE women here tonight." The Rock, clearly drunk, warned.
"I can see. I'll be fine." I said as I scanned the floor at all of the beautiful people.
"Speaking of which, I'm going to see what else is happening in this mothaf*****. I'll catch you two later."
We hugged it out before I walked further into the party.
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"... Is that who I think it is!"
I turned around to see a dark haired woman starstruck, looking directly at me.
".. It's me." I responded.
"Morgan Sauce?!"
(....)
"Ugh... not exactly."
At that time another woman approached our conversation. This one had long green hair & a tight black dress on.
"You stupid bitch. That's Tiny Jimenez!"
(....)
"I'm sorry, my friend, she's really drunk. I'm Ash it's nice to meet you."
The room suddenly began to shrink & all I could notice was this woman in front of me.
"It's nice to meet you too. Thanks for clearing up who exactly I was to your friend..." I said as I shook her hand with a chuckle.
Suddenly, Chasson Cash's hit song "Cash Me Outside, How Bout Dat" came on in the club.
"You look like you like this song! Do you want to dance?" Ash asked me.
Regrettably, I said the one thing I wanted to say.
"With you?... Hell yes!"
I made my way to the dance floor & brought in the New Year with my new friend, Ash. We got to know each other quite well as we danced from song to song.
"Thanks for a fun night, Ash." I told her as I began to wrap up my night around 3 am.
"Back at you! I had such a great time! I'm so glad we got to know each other a little bit tonight. Here's my number.. Just in case I guess." She said as she handed me a piece of paper.
I put it in my wallet & hopped in my Lamborghini to head back to the crib.
"Well if it isn't Tiny Jimenez!" A voice called from across the room.
I turned around to see Dwyane "The Rock" Johnson & Dave Bautista standing around having some drinks together.
"What's up, fellas!"
"We were just talking about Citizen Crypto. That was a great movie you released a few months back!" The Rock said.
"But you know I have to bring it up.. When are we going to do our movie together, Tiny? You got something against The Rock, brotha?"
I shook my head no.
"Problem with the Rock?! No way!" I said as I dapped him up to express some love.
"I can't stop winning!"
Both of the men laughed before Batista chimed in.
"I too would love to do a movie with you Tiny. With both of you. The more the merrier."
"Maybe Black Panther & the Guardians of the Galaxy should team up?" I lobbed.
"I'm 100% into it, brotha." Rock said before asking where he fits in to the Marvel cinematic universe.
"I'll try to put in a good word for you, & maybe Marvel Studios has an opening for an extra in the movie. & if not, I'm always looking for more assistants." I joked.
"I'm being serious though, brotha! How's the family? Good I hope."
"Excellent. Mandy's back at the house with all of the kids. Thanks for asking."
"That's great. Be careful tonight. There are some fine FINE women here tonight." The Rock, clearly drunk, warned.
"I can see. I'll be fine." I said as I scanned the floor at all of the beautiful people.
"Speaking of which, I'm going to see what else is happening in this mothaf*****. I'll catch you two later."
We hugged it out before I walked further into the party.
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"... Is that who I think it is!"
I turned around to see a dark haired woman starstruck, looking directly at me.
".. It's me." I responded.
"Morgan Sauce?!"
(....)
"Ugh... not exactly."
At that time another woman approached our conversation. This one had long green hair & a tight black dress on.
"You stupid bitch. That's Tiny Jimenez!"
(....)
"I'm sorry, my friend, she's really drunk. I'm Ash it's nice to meet you."
The room suddenly began to shrink & all I could notice was this woman in front of me.
"It's nice to meet you too. Thanks for clearing up who exactly I was to your friend..." I said as I shook her hand with a chuckle.
Suddenly, Chasson Cash's hit song "Cash Me Outside, How Bout Dat" came on in the club.
"You look like you like this song! Do you want to dance?" Ash asked me.
Regrettably, I said the one thing I wanted to say.
"With you?... Hell yes!"
I made my way to the dance floor & brought in the New Year with my new friend, Ash. We got to know each other quite well as we danced from song to song.
"Thanks for a fun night, Ash." I told her as I began to wrap up my night around 3 am.
"Back at you! I had such a great time! I'm so glad we got to know each other a little bit tonight. Here's my number.. Just in case I guess." She said as she handed me a piece of paper.
I put it in my wallet & hopped in my Lamborghini to head back to the crib.
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Tiny Misses The Game-Winning Shot As The West's Best Trail Blazers Pick Up A Win Over Indy
Regular Season Game 37: Jan. 3, 2029 - Moda Center, Portland, OR
Nikola Vucevic -C- Gheorghe Paven
Zion Williamson -PF- Jabari Parker
Greg Brown -SF- Trey Murphy
Collin Sexton -SG- Treysi Royal
Tiny Jimenez -PG- Jalen Suggs
@ 
IND | 15 | 36 | 26 | 32 | 109
POR | 22 | 38 | 18 | 33 | 111
Tiny Jimenez dropped his head amid the Moda Center's eruption after his potential game-winning triple rimmed out at the buzzer.
Indiana Pacers' Top Performers:
Tiny Jimenez: 23 Points, 6 Rebounds, 8 Assists, 3 Blocks, 9/19 FG, 3/6 3PT, 2/2 FT
Zion Williamson: 20 Points, 12 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 9/17 FG, 2/2 FT
CJ McCollum: 16 Points, 8 Assists, 6/9 FG, 2/4 3PT, 2/2 FT
Herbert Bell: 12 Points, 4 Rebounds, 5/10 FG, 2/4 3PT
Collin Sexton: 11 Points, 4/9 FG, 3/5 3PT
Portland Trail Blazers' Top Performers:
Jalen Suggs: 29 Points, 5 Assists, 11/18 FG, 5/8 3PT, 2/2 FT
Gheorghe Paven: 19 Points, 17 Rebounds, 6 Blocks, 9/10 FG, 1/1 FT
Glenn Hill: 19 Points, 4 Rebounds, 8/17 FG, 3/8 3PT
Trey Murphy: 16 Points, 6 Assists, 6/9 FG, 4/6 3PT
Treysi Royal: 10 Points, 5 Rebounds, 4/12 FG, 1/4 3PT, 1/1 FT
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Pacers' Current Record:
24-13
Regular Season Game 37: Jan. 3, 2029 - Moda Center, Portland, OR
Nikola Vucevic -C- Gheorghe Paven
Zion Williamson -PF- Jabari Parker
Greg Brown -SF- Trey Murphy
Collin Sexton -SG- Treysi Royal
Tiny Jimenez -PG- Jalen Suggs
@ IND | 15 | 36 | 26 | 32 | 109
POR | 22 | 38 | 18 | 33 | 111
Tiny Jimenez dropped his head amid the Moda Center's eruption after his potential game-winning triple rimmed out at the buzzer.
Indiana Pacers' Top Performers:
Tiny Jimenez: 23 Points, 6 Rebounds, 8 Assists, 3 Blocks, 9/19 FG, 3/6 3PT, 2/2 FT
Zion Williamson: 20 Points, 12 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 9/17 FG, 2/2 FT
CJ McCollum: 16 Points, 8 Assists, 6/9 FG, 2/4 3PT, 2/2 FT
Herbert Bell: 12 Points, 4 Rebounds, 5/10 FG, 2/4 3PT
Collin Sexton: 11 Points, 4/9 FG, 3/5 3PT
Portland Trail Blazers' Top Performers:
Jalen Suggs: 29 Points, 5 Assists, 11/18 FG, 5/8 3PT, 2/2 FT
Gheorghe Paven: 19 Points, 17 Rebounds, 6 Blocks, 9/10 FG, 1/1 FT
Glenn Hill: 19 Points, 4 Rebounds, 8/17 FG, 3/8 3PT
Trey Murphy: 16 Points, 6 Assists, 6/9 FG, 4/6 3PT
Treysi Royal: 10 Points, 5 Rebounds, 4/12 FG, 1/4 3PT, 1/1 FT
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Pacers' Current Record:
24-13
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Social Media Buzz.
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The Rock literally just told him to watch out for the women. And what does Tiny do?!?
And he misses the game winner??
Make sure Tiny saves the number in his burner phone and gets rid of that paper.
Rock can't cross over, fam. He has to stay DC now.
And he misses the game winner??
Make sure Tiny saves the number in his burner phone and gets rid of that paper.
Rock can't cross over, fam. He has to stay DC now.
Creator of Derek Baldwin da Gawd
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TMZ finna blow Tiny up
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chosenone58 wrote: ↑04 Aug 2022, 01:33The Rock literally just told him to watch out for the women. And what does Tiny do?!?
And he misses the game winner??
Make sure Tiny saves the number in his burner phone and gets rid of that paper.
Rock can't cross over, fam. He has to stay DC now.
He missed that game-winner after a rough couple of days with the wife. Man couldn't sleep. Up tossing & turning all night.There was a similar time in Tiny's past when he was around the Rock & women were afoot but LeBron James stopped that.. Granted he was newly single for after his 2 BM's left him for kicking it with his ex wife
Anyways here's that story. > The After Party.Tiny crossed over once when he played Deadshot in Kill Harley Quinn (2023).
The writers could spin it & say he wasn't actually killed in that 2023 blockbuster. He actually survived a wicked kill scene from Dr. Harleen Quinzel & now he's returned to face Black Adam.
Or Rock could make his MCU debut...
*Tiny*
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New Beginnings.
When I returned home from our 2-game road trip on January 4th I was greeted by one of Mandy's friends on our sidwalk.
"Hello, Tiny." She said as she walked past me towards the street.
"... What's up?" I responded as I headed inside.
On the table was a letter made out to me.
Dear Tiny,
As you'll come to see, I've decided to move out. Our trust is broken & I can't allow myself to be a fool for you anymore in my life.
Thank you for the fun times we shared together in the ring & as a family. Raise the kids right, Tiny.
Leaving was my friend Tammy. I asked her to watch the children until you showed up. All the best.
Mandy
The same way Liberty left me in 2021 is how Mandy would leave me in 2029. Breakup via note.
I walked further inside & see Autumn & August(AJ) taking a photo together.
"Hey, Dad!" AJ shouts.
"Girls." I said as they ran to give me a hug.
(Yaya must be asleep upstairs..)
The girls didn't seem too upset about their mother leaving as they ran off to continue playing together. I ran upstairs to check on my son & found him asleep in his bed.
I guess I'm back to being a bachelor again, but it's time to find a new home. Charly & Mandy both left me in this house. The kids & I deserve a fresh start.
I gathered all of the kids on the sofa in the living room to discuss our families future plans.
"Looks like it's just going to be us for a while, guys. I thought it would be a good idea if we moved out of this house & into something new & further out of downtown Indianapolis. Are you guys up for that?"
While the girls liked the idea of moving, Yaya simply had a tantrum.
"Then it's settled. I'll find us a new home today!"
Just at that time I found a realtor who was able to sell me on a beautiful multi-million dollar three-story home in a nice quiet neighborhood. He called some moving companies & we were out of our house & into the next within a flash.
--
The front of the house.
The back of the house.
--
"I can't believe they moved our stuff that fast!" Autumn & AJ discussed on the couch.
"Yeah, that was incredibly fast, huh! Feels like I just asked you two if you wanted to move & KABLAM! Here we are in our new home."
Yaya's frown was still unbreakable. He missed his mother & it was all over his young face. Luckily his two big sisters have always taken great care of him & they should have their happy little brother again in no time.
Jimenez Gang may have lost a member but the bond only gets stronger.
When I returned home from our 2-game road trip on January 4th I was greeted by one of Mandy's friends on our sidwalk.
"Hello, Tiny." She said as she walked past me towards the street.
"... What's up?" I responded as I headed inside.
On the table was a letter made out to me.
Dear Tiny,
As you'll come to see, I've decided to move out. Our trust is broken & I can't allow myself to be a fool for you anymore in my life.
Thank you for the fun times we shared together in the ring & as a family. Raise the kids right, Tiny.
Leaving was my friend Tammy. I asked her to watch the children until you showed up. All the best.
Mandy
The same way Liberty left me in 2021 is how Mandy would leave me in 2029. Breakup via note.
I walked further inside & see Autumn & August(AJ) taking a photo together.
"Hey, Dad!" AJ shouts.
"Girls." I said as they ran to give me a hug.
(Yaya must be asleep upstairs..)
The girls didn't seem too upset about their mother leaving as they ran off to continue playing together. I ran upstairs to check on my son & found him asleep in his bed.
I guess I'm back to being a bachelor again, but it's time to find a new home. Charly & Mandy both left me in this house. The kids & I deserve a fresh start.
I gathered all of the kids on the sofa in the living room to discuss our families future plans.
"Looks like it's just going to be us for a while, guys. I thought it would be a good idea if we moved out of this house & into something new & further out of downtown Indianapolis. Are you guys up for that?"
While the girls liked the idea of moving, Yaya simply had a tantrum.
"Then it's settled. I'll find us a new home today!"
Just at that time I found a realtor who was able to sell me on a beautiful multi-million dollar three-story home in a nice quiet neighborhood. He called some moving companies & we were out of our house & into the next within a flash.
--
The front of the house.
The back of the house.
--
"I can't believe they moved our stuff that fast!" Autumn & AJ discussed on the couch.
"Yeah, that was incredibly fast, huh! Feels like I just asked you two if you wanted to move & KABLAM! Here we are in our new home."
Yaya's frown was still unbreakable. He missed his mother & it was all over his young face. Luckily his two big sisters have always taken great care of him & they should have their happy little brother again in no time.
Jimenez Gang may have lost a member but the bond only gets stronger.
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Pacers' Big Three Combine For 69 Points In The Pacers' 10-Pt Win Over The Spurs
Regular Season Game 38: Jan. 5, 2029 - Gainbridge Fieldhouse, Indianapolis, IN
Kendrick Redd -C- Nikola Vucevic
Arinze Paul -PF- Zion Williamson
Ron Ellis -SF- Greg Brown
Lyric Houston -SG- Collin Sexton
Fred VanVleet -PG- Tiny Jimenez
@
SA | 24 | 21 | 34 | 17 | 96
IND | 24 | 21 | 27 | 34 | 106
Tiny Jimenez finds a wide-open Collin Sexton amid the Spurs' failed triple-team attempt late in the 4th quarter.
Indiana Pacers' Top Performers:
Tiny Jimenez: 26 Points, 8 Assists, 11/20 FG, 2/5 3PT, 2/2 FT
Collin Sexton: 22 Points, 8/13 FG, 4/8 3PT, 2/2 FT
Zion Williamson: 21 Points, 16 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 9/14 FG, 3/3 FT
Edmond Lawson: 8 Points, 5 Rebounds, 4/10 FG
San Antonio Spurs' Top Performers:
Lyric Houston: 20 Points, 6 Rebounds, 8/17 FG, 4/9 3PT
Kendrick Redd: 13 Points, 10 Rebounds, 6/15 FG, 1/1 FT
Ron Ellis: 11 Points, 4 Rebounds, 6 Assists, 4/5 FG, 3/3 FT
Homer Barry Carroll: 11 Points, 4/11 FG, 1/5 3PT, 2/2 FT
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Pacers' Current Record:
26-14
Regular Season Game 38: Jan. 5, 2029 - Gainbridge Fieldhouse, Indianapolis, IN
Kendrick Redd -C- Nikola Vucevic
Arinze Paul -PF- Zion Williamson
Ron Ellis -SF- Greg Brown
Lyric Houston -SG- Collin Sexton
Fred VanVleet -PG- Tiny Jimenez
@ SA | 24 | 21 | 34 | 17 | 96
IND | 24 | 21 | 27 | 34 | 106
Tiny Jimenez finds a wide-open Collin Sexton amid the Spurs' failed triple-team attempt late in the 4th quarter.
Indiana Pacers' Top Performers:
Tiny Jimenez: 26 Points, 8 Assists, 11/20 FG, 2/5 3PT, 2/2 FT
Collin Sexton: 22 Points, 8/13 FG, 4/8 3PT, 2/2 FT
Zion Williamson: 21 Points, 16 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 9/14 FG, 3/3 FT
Edmond Lawson: 8 Points, 5 Rebounds, 4/10 FG
San Antonio Spurs' Top Performers:
Lyric Houston: 20 Points, 6 Rebounds, 8/17 FG, 4/9 3PT
Kendrick Redd: 13 Points, 10 Rebounds, 6/15 FG, 1/1 FT
Ron Ellis: 11 Points, 4 Rebounds, 6 Assists, 4/5 FG, 3/3 FT
Homer Barry Carroll: 11 Points, 4/11 FG, 1/5 3PT, 2/2 FT
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Pacers' Current Record:
26-14
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Player Caps Update:
Name: Chasson Cash, #21 (Starter)
Team: Charlotte Hornets (24-17)
Recent:
1/12 vs. TOR 25 PTS, 4 REB, 4 AST
1/10 vs. POR 17 PTS, 4 REB
1/8 vs. PHI 17 PTS, 8 REB, 4 AST
Name: Morgan Sauce, #5 (Starter)
Team: New Orleans Pelicans (26-13)
Recent:
1/12 @ SAC 21 PTS, 4 AST
1/10 @ PHX 28 PTS, 4 REB
1/8 vs. LAL 18 PTS, 4 REB, 5 AST
Name: DJ Porter, #00 (Starter)
Team: New Orleans Pelicans (26-13)
Recent:
1/12 @ SAC 20 PTS, 15 REB, 4 BLK
1/10 @ PHX 9 PTS, 15 REB
1/8 vs. LAL 10 PTS, 9 REB
Name: Treysi Royal, #28 (Starter)
Team: Portland Trailblazers (27-12)
Recent:
1/12 @ GSW 21 PTS, 5 REB
1/10 @ CHA 13 PTS
1/8 @ SA 17 PTS, 4 REB
Name: Jere Augustus, #11 (Starter)
Team: Seattle Supersonics (15-24)
Recent:
1/11 @ UTA 14 PTS, 5 REB, 7 AST
1/9 vs. MIN 11 PTS, 4 REB, 6 AST
1/7 @ MIN 24 PTS, 6 REB
Name: Hisashi Sakai, #7 (Starter)
Team: Washington Wizards (27-16)
Recent:
1/13 @ ATL 24 PTS, 5 REB, 6 AST
1/12 @ MEM 15 PTS, 9 AST
1/10 @ ORL 20 PTS, 8 AST
Name: James Taylor, #3 (Starter)
Team: Washington Wizards (27-16)
Recent:
1/13 @ ATL 2 PTS, 11 AST
1/12 @ MEM 15 PTS, 7 AST
1/10 @ ORL 2 PTS, 4 AST
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Also, on January 3rd, New Orleans Pelicans history was made.
The Pelicans defeated the Bulls 139-115. DJ Porter finished with 24 points, 27 rebounds, & 5 blocks.
