We Ain't Going Nowhere.

[Soapy]

It's going to suck when your first loss is in the Super Bowl.

eat a dick.

[Saint (Young)]

You wanna not throw interceptions my guy?

[Soapy]

You wanna not throw interceptions my guy?

play with some big boy sliders and come talk to me.

[Soapy]

November 17, 2019 -- #NEvPHI
Lincoln Financial Field -- Philadelphia, PA
CBS - 4:25 PM E.T.



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NE - 0 / 14 / 6 / 7 // 27
PHI - 3 / 7 / 0 / 7 // 17
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Brady throws four touchdowns in win over Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia might have robbed Tom Brady of yet another Super Bowl win but they haven't robbed him of his greatness.

Brady threw four touchdowns as New England converted over sixty percent of their third downs in the 27-17 win over the Philadelphia Eagles on Sunday.

Coming into the game, Philadelphia knew that Brady would look to Julian Edelman and Josh Gordon for big plays and in the fourth quarter, Philadelphia limited Edelman and Gordon to just one catch between them. Instead, Brady found Cameron Meredith twice in the endzone during the second half after Meredith came into the game with just one catch.

Newcomer Jonnu Smith also had five catches, four of them coming in the last scoring drive. Philip Dorsett was big as well with five catches for 73 yards.

The loss, partnered with the injury of Carson Wentz, all but ended Philadelphia's playoff hopes. Josh McCown was not to blame, throwing for 317 yards but failed to reach the endzone. Instead, it was Jordan Howard that punched in two touchdowns along with 97 rushing yards.

Scoring Summary
Quarter 1
8:49 (PHI) J. Elliott, 28 Yd FG

Quarter 2
13:28 (NE) J. White 15 Yd pass from T. Brady
7:04 (PHI) J. Howard, 11 Yd run
2:03 (NE) P. Dorsett II 23 Yd pass from T. Brady

Quarter 3
8:27 (NE) C. Meredith 1 Yd pass from T. Brady

Quarter 4
10:48 (NE) C. Meredith 9 Yd pass from T. Brady
6:21 (PHI) J. Howard, 15 Yd run

Player Stats
New England Patriots (10-0)
Tom Brady, QB: 23 of 37, 273 yards, 4 touchdowns.
James White, HB: 8 carries, 39 yards, 6 receptions, 67 yards, touchdown.
Sony Michel, HB: 7 carries, 20 yards.
Rex Burkhead, HB: 6 carries, 39 yards, fumble.
Julian Edelman, WR: 5 receptions, 79 yards.
Phillip Dorsett II, WR: 5 receptions, 73 yards, touchdown.
Jonnu Smith, TE: 5 receptions, 44 yards.
Cameron Meredith, WR: 2 receptions, 10 yards, 2 touchdowns.
Kyle Van Noy, LB: 8 tackles, 2 tackles for loss, 0.5 sack.
Pat Chung, S: 8 tackles, sack.
Dont'a Hightower, LB: 7 tackles, 2 sacks.
Jamie Collins Sr, LB: 4 tackles, sack.

Philadelphia Eagles (4-6)
Josh McCown, QB: 31 of 42, 317 yards.
Jordan Howard, HB: 17 carries, 97 yards, 2 touchdowns.
Zach Ertz, TE: 5 receptions, 112 yards.
Alshon Jeffery, WR: 5 receptions, 63 yards.
Desean Jackson, WR: 4 receptions, 48 yards.
Ronald Darby, CB: 10 tackles.
Andrew Sendejo, S: 10 tackles.
Brandon Graham, DE: 6 tackles, 3 sacks.

[Soapy]

Week 11 Results
CLE 24 - PIT 22 :: ATL 35 - CAR 20 :: DET 24 - DAL 21 :: IND 34 - JAX 31
BUF 26 - MIA 24 :: HOU 31 - BAL 24 :: MIN 28 - DEN 21 :: NYJ 20 - WAS 14
NO 28 - TB 24 :: SF 39 - ARI 14 :: CIN 20 - OAK 13 :: NE 27 - PHI 17
LAR 35 - CHI 13 :: LAC 31 - KC 28

AFC Players of the Week
Philip Rivers (QB, LA Chargers): 24 of 31, 342 yards, 4 touchdowns.
Myles Jack (LB, Jacksonville): 13 tackles, sack.

NFC Players of the Week
Matt Ryan (QB, Atlanta): 27 of 38, 313 yards, 3 touchdowns.
Brandon Graham (DE, Philadelphia): 6 tackles, 3 sacks, forced fumble.

Transactions
Baltimore Ravens re-sign LB Patrick Onwuasor to 3 year, $11.3 million extension.

Notable Injuries
Tarik Cohen (HB, Chicago): Torn Tricep, Season.
Eric Berry (S, Tampa Bay): Complete MCL Tear, Season.
Shaquil Barrett (OLB, Tampa Bay): Complete MCL Tear, Season.
Austin Ekeler (HB, Tampa Bay): Partial PCL Tear, Season.
David Johnson (HB, Arizona): Ruptured Disk, Season.
Ryan Kelly (C, Indianapolis): Dislocated Ankle, Season.
DeVante Parker (WR, Miami): Compound Foot Fracture, Season.
Jerick McKinnon (HB, San Francisco): Complete ACL Tear, Season.
Carson Wentz (QB, Philadelphia): Torn Tricep, Season.
Telvin Smith (OLB, Jacksonville): Broken Tibia, Season.
Avery Williamson (OLB, NY Jets): Complete ACL Tear, Season.
Matthew Stafford (QB, Detroit): Foot Fracture, Season.
Alex Smith (QB, Washington): Broken Tibia, Season.
Chris Carson (HB, Seattle): Broken Femur, Season.
Lamar Miller (HB, Houston): Complete ACL Tear, Season.
Dion Lewis (HB, Tennessee): Torn Rotator Cuff, Season.

[Soapy]

Dallas Cowboys vs. New England Patriots Preview
DynastySports.com

Many will argue that America's Team for the past two decades have not been the men with the star on their helmets in Dallas but rather the Patriots (10-0) of New England. With six Super Bowls since 2001, New England has been the modicum of success under quarterback Tom Brady and head coach Bill Belichick.

Ezekiel Elliott and Dak Prescott are coming for that title.

Elliott, Prescott and the Cowboys (8-2) are coming into Foxborough on Sunday with plans to end New England's undefeated season while the Patriots get ready for a tough stretch of games, hosting the Cowboys, traveling to Houston and then playing the Chiefs at home in week fourteen. Many have downplayed their undefeated season due to their schedule and it's lack of tough teams but that won't be the case on Sunday as the top seeded Cowboys hope to continue increasing their divisional lead.

Los Angeles and New Orleans are hot on the Cowboys heels after Dallas lost last week to Detroit, just their second lost all season. Dallas is undefeated in outdoor games, 3-0, and undefeated against AFC teams.

Prescott has been efficient, completing a career high 72 percent of his passes for 18 touchdowns and just seven interceptions. He's also been sacked just twelve times behind an offensive line that has helped Elliott rush for a league leading 1,137 yards.

Dallas has relied on a stout defense that will need to show up against a Patriots offense that leads the league in total offense and scoring offense. Dallas is ranked first in total defense, first in rushing defense, fifth in pass defense and second in scoring defense, behind only the New England Patriots.

[Captain Canada]

This is where Teflon Tom solidifies his case for another Super Bowl. Don't disappoint.

[Soapy]

November 24, 2019 -- #DALvNE
Gillette Stadium -- Foxborough, MA
FOX - 4:25 PM E.T.



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DAL - 3 / 14 / 7 / 16 // 40
NE - 7 / 10 / 10 / 8 // 35
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baze got some trash ass sliders
basically, i had the ball with a chance to take the lead and james white gets stripped despite me holding down the r1 or l1 button whichever one it is that is supposed to stop them from being stripped and jones bitch ass returns it for a touchdown.

whatever.

i go down the field, convert two fourth downs including a 4th and 25 to my new bestie in tight jonnu smith, josh gordon crack addict ass drops the game winner but I STILL score on a touchdown to edelman on the next play i go for two back to edelman to take the lead.

with baze's bitch ass sliders, you basically have to sack the quarterback or he's going to complete it. i blitz and play press and somehow prescott finds a wide open randall cobb in like literally half a second. touchdown.

fuck you baze.

Scoring Summary
Quarter 1
7:20 (DAL) B. Maher, 26 Yd FG
0:40 (NE) P. Dorsett II 10 Yd pass from T. Brady

Quarter 2
10:03 (NE) S. Gostkowski, 22 Yd FG
8:25 (DAL) E. Elliott, 23 Yd run
4:41 (NE) J. Smith 21 Yd pass from T. Brady
0:07 (DAL) J. Witten 37 Yd pass from D. Prescott

Quarter 3
11:42 (NE) S. Gostkowski, 44 Yd FG
4:40 (DAL) E. Elliott, 13 Yd run
2:31 (NE) S. Michel, 29 Yd run

Quarter 4
5:07 (DAL) B. Maher, 21 Yd FG
2:22 (DAL) B. Jones, returned fumble 56 Yds
0:25 (NE) J. Edelman 9 Yd pass from T. Brady (2pt)
0:16 (DAL) R. Cobb 75 Yd pass from D. Prescott

Player Stats
New England Patriots (10-1)
Tom Brady, QB: 22 of 38, 296 yards, 3 touchdowns, interception.
James White, HB: 13 carries, 127 yards, fumble, 6 receptions, 37 yards.
Sony Michel, HB: 10 carries, 70 yards, touchdown.
Julian Edelman, WR: 6 receptions, 96 yards, touchdown.
Jonnu Smith, TE: 4 receptions, 109 yards, touchdown.
Josh Gordon, WR: 4 receptions, 40 yards.
Marcus Cannon, T: 8 FUCKING SACKS ALLOWED BECAUSE EVERY TIME I GO TO THROW A BALL, BRADY TAKES FUCKING FOREVER AND IM FUCKING SACKED!
Devin McCourty, S: 10 tackles, sack.
Pat Chung, S: 8 tackles, tackle for loss.
Stephon Gilmore, CB: 8 tackles, interception.
Jamie Collins, LB: 6 tackles, 2 sacks.
Kyle Van Noy, LB: 6 tackles, 1.5 sacks, SO MANY MISSED FUCKING SACKS!

Dallas Cowboys (9-2)
Dak Prescott, QB: 26 of 32, 366 yards, 2 touchdowns, intercepton. me not being able to stop josh fucking mccown should have been the first sign these were some trash ass slides
Ezekiel Elliott, HB: 19 carries, 119 yards, 2 touchdowns. i like that the running game is better for the CPU though
Jason Witten, TE: 6 receptions, 85 yards, touchdown. the only way to stop the pass is to press and you can't press the tight end unless you're usering so this motherfucker was open literally every time.
Michael Gallup, WR: 4 receptions, 64 yards.
Amari Cooper, WR: 4 receptions, 47 yards.
Randall Cobb, WR: 3 receptions, 101 yards.
Byron Jones, CB: 10 tackles.
Leighton Vander Esch, LB: 10 tackles, forced fumble.
Demarcus Lawrence, DE: 9 tackles, 7.5 sacks.
Xavier Woods, S: 6 tackles, interception.

[KimJongBaze]

son is mad lmffaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooo

[Captain Canada]

Oh