Across The Tiny-Verse

[Agent]

Sleepover With Mandy Rose.

I found myself backstage at another WWE event with Mandy. We both agreed that after the Women's Royal Rumble was over, her & a couple of her friends would be going to back to my place for drinks.



Mandy didn't win the event but put on a good show for the time she spent in the ring.

Once the event was over and a winner was crowned, she headed to the locker room to freshen up before we left.



"This isn't too fancy is it?" She said as she came out of the locker room.

"Not at all. You look fabulous." I replied as she gestured thank you.

"I'll be back in this building tomorrow night. All of my years as a UFC fighter & I never had a match in Arizona. I love it here, though. This city is amazing."

"I've always been a fan of this city. Look my friends decided to bail at the last minute but I would never. So it's just us. What's on the agenda, Mr. Jimenez?" She asked as she looked up at me.

"We're going back to my place & we'll have some dinner & drinks there. My chef's already prepped for us to arrive."

She blushed & we walked to the parking lot to get in my car.

"Just us. Sounds like a lot of fun." I said as I opened the car door for her.

Eventually she agreed to stay the night & the hours that followed became some of the most fun I've ever had. Maybe I had too much fun. A lot of being each others biggest fan. Regardless, the Brooklyn Nets are in town & I've got to get mentally ready to face one of the best trios in history.

[Agent]

What Jimenez's instagram looks like.

[The JZA]

Know some of the bois in the locker ain't taking too kindly of Tiny Suave poaching their best looking female superstar

[Agent]

Know some of the bois in the locker ain't taking too kindly of Tiny Suave poaching their best looking female superstar

let them hate. Them bois is fake. Tiny got REAL hands. There’s not a man in that locker room who could beat him….

Except maybe Brock Lesnar…

[chosenone58]

Tiny Friggin' Jiminez, ladies and gentlemen!

[Agent]

Kyrie Irving Goes OFF For 42 Points In Phoenix As The Nets Pick Up The Win
Regular Season Game 50: Feb. 1, 2022 - Footprint Center, Phoenix, AZ

Nicolas Claxton -C- Deandre Ayton
Kevin Durant -PF- Jae Crowder
Joe Harris -SF- Mikal Bridges
James Harden -SG- Devin Booker
Kyrie Irving -PG- Chris Paul

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BKN | 26 | 30 | 32 | 31 | 119
PHX | 27 | 31 | 28 | 25 | 111

Phoenix Suns Top Performers:
Chris Paul: 21 Points, 8 Assists, 9/14 FG, 2/3 3PT, 1/1 FT
Deandre Ayton: 20 Points, 6 Rebounds, 4 Blocks, 10/15 FG
Devin Booker: 17 Points, 4 Assists, 6/13 FG, 2/6 3PT, 3/4 FT
Jae Crowder: 16 Points, 5 Rebounds, 6/8 FG, 2/2 3PT, 2/2 FT
Mikal Bridges: 14 Points, 6/8 FG, 2/2 FT
Tiny Jimenez: 12 Points, 5/11 FG, 2/2 FT

Brooklyn Nets Top Performers:
Kyrie Irving: 42 Points, 6 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 17/24 FG, 8/9 3PT
Kevin Durant: 23 Points, 6 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 9/16 FG, 3/5 3PT, 2/2 FT
James Harden: 19 Points, 4 Rebounds, 13 Assists, 7/11 FG, 1/1 3PT, 4/4 FT
Nicolas Claxton: 12 Points, 8 Rebounds, 6/10 FG
Joe Harris: 10 Points, 3/6 FG, 3/4 3PT, 1/2 FT

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Tiny Jimenez statline: 12 Points, 5/11 FG, 2/2 FT



Tiny entered the game matched up against James Harden & made sure to lock him up extra tight.



This powerful 2-handed slam earned NBA' Dunk of the Night honors.



Paul Millsap wasn't ready.



More clamps on Harden. This time, Jimenez jumped high to reject the layup attempt.



Blake Griffin couldn't stop Tiny on his way to bucket.



Sun's Current Record:
37-13

[Agent]

Social Media Buzz.



They want James Johnson & me to face off in the octagon so bad. Unfortunate for the fans, he & I joked about it after the game & gave our respects.



My guy Chris Paul made it! He's been a true leader to this sport & deserves this recognition.

[Agent]

3-Suns Players Score 20+ As The Team Picks Up A Dominating Win Heading Into All-Star Weekend
Regular Season Game 58: Feb. 16, 2022 - Footprint Center, Phoenix, AZ

Daniel Theis -C- Deandre Ayton
Christian Wood -PF- Jae Crowder
Jae'Sean -SF- Mikal Bridges
Jalen Green -SG- Devin Booker
John Wall -PG- Chris Paul

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HOU | 17 | 22 | 37 | 30 | 106
PHX | 30 | 29 | 37 | 41 | 137

Phoenix Suns Top Performers:
Devin Booker: 27 Points, 6 Rebounds, 11 Assists, 9/19 FG, 4/9 3PT, 5/6 FT
Jae Crowder: 23 Points, 11 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 7/11 FG, 4/6 3PT, 5/7 FT
Mikal Bridges: 21 Points, 7 Rebounds, 8/14 FG, 3/6 3PT, 2/2 FT
Tiny Jimenez: 18 Points, 7/10 FG, 2/5 3PT, 2/2 FT
Chris Paul: 15 Points, 11 Assists, 3 Steals, 7/19 FG
Deandre Ayton: 14 Points, 13 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 7/10 FG

Houston Rockets Top Performers:
John Wall: 18 Points, 6 Rebounds, 8 Assists, 8/22 FG, 1/7 3PT, 1/2 FT
Eric Gordon: 17 Points, 5 Assists, 6/12 FG, 2/4 3PT, 3/4 FT
Kenyon Martin Jr.: 17 Points, 6/7 FG, 2/2 3PT, 3/4 FT
Jae'Sean Tate: 13 Points, 4/6 FG, 1/3 3PT, 4/5 FT
Christian Wood: 10 Points, 9 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 4/11 FG, 2/4 3PT

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Tiny Jimenez statline: 18 Points, 7/10 FG, 2/5 3PT, 2/2 FT



Get that weak stuff outta here!



Tiny with a block so nice that Mobil1 sponsored it.



It was a good night for Tiny Jimenez, who scored a season-high 18 points in the Suns win over the Rockets.



The Rockets' defense watched as the former UFC champion took flight in front of their eyes.



The team chemistry continues to improve with each game.



Sun's Current Record:
41-17

[Agent]

SportsNation With Charly.



"Tiny! Welcome to the show it feels like it's been so long since we've seen each other!" Charly began as Tiny could be seen smiling on the monitor. Tiny was doing the interview from his home.

"Charly, you're telling me. It was the ESPYs a few years back. I could never forget!" I replied.

"That's right! I remember too. You took home a couple of awards that night. So. First things first. Congratulations on such a success start to your NBA career! 8 points per game on the 2nd best record team in the Western Conference. Tiny Jimenez. You are the most impressive person I've ever met!" She said. Charly's charisma is unmatchable. Her personality is one of a kind.

"Thank you. So far so good, right? I'm surrounded by a great group of guys, playing for a great head coach in Monty Williams, & I'm playing for a great organization that wants to win. I'm having fun out there."

"That's so wonderful to hear! I haven't had a chance to see you play basketball live yet but my Jimenez #32 jersey is in the mail."

She kept getting a laugh out of me.

"So we were talking a bit before the show started & I was able to get an idea of what your All-Star weekend plans are. One thing we can expect is that you're not going to be in Cleveland this weekend, is that correct?"

"That's correct, Charly. & with that I'd like to go ahead & announce that this Saturday at the MGM Grand I will be stepping back into the octagon for an exhibition bout against Storm McWilliams."

"Storm McWilliams. The Auburn quarterback?" Charly questioned.

"That's right. He talked a lot of shit & we got a got deal done. All the proceeds are going to charity. We didn't want to announce it too early. Just in case the NBA had a problem with it. I'm prepared to accept whatever fine they may throw at me. If they choose to."

She shrugged in agreement.

"This will be a 3 round MMA contest. Storm’s talked a lot of shit about my career & I’m ready to give him what he wants. This is a fight we both want."

"Well that is quite the announcement! Retired UFC champion, Tiny Jimenez, returning to the octagon as an unusual All-Star Weekend festivity to face off against someone without a professional MMA record. You know I have to tell you I think I'll be in Las Vegas this Saturday now." Charly said.

"I hope you're the one who interviews me after I win the fight." I said with a smile.

"Storm McWilliams. I hope you're ready, because you're stepping into a different world with one of the bests. Tiny, you are quite the individual. Good luck to you!"

"Thank you, Charly. Thank you for having me on your show."

"Any time, Tiny. Any time.. Up next, we'll give this viral video of an Oakland A's fan running on the field & confronting the team's manager a few thoughts on our minds. When SportsNation returns."

[The JZA]

First Mandy, now Charly. Sensing a pattern here