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[Agent]

The Shogun of Credit! How Tiny Jimenez Is Branding His Final Season Behind a Team He Didn’t Build.
By The Athletic, Stan Dover



Merry Christmas, Newark, NJ. Tiny Jimenez, your hometown hero, is back at Madison Square Garden, facing the New York Knicks; the team he hoisted a championship over in 2025. He is Newark's prodigal son. The marquee. The myth.

& yet, what you’re seeing isn’t basketball greatness, but it’s simply marketing.

Yes, the Phoenix Suns are #1 in the NBA right now. Yes, Tiny is putting up flashy numbers. But let's strip away the smoke & mirrors. Recks Black ignites the offense (23.8 PPG). DJ Porter Sr. anchors the paint (17.3 RPG). They do the work. Tiny? He collects the credit. Poses for the cameras. Does the interviews. Crafts the narrative. A master of optics masquerading as a genius.

This is Tiny Jimenez, the man. A polished, charming, & utterly self-serving athlete who has spent decades turning loyalty, hard work, & the sweat of others into his personal myth. A man whose ego outweighs the burden of leadership, whose smile hides a relentless hunger for attention, & whose brand has always mattered more than his actual contribution.

This farewell tour is a masterclass in optics. It's a season of borrowed glory dressed as dominance. The league loves it. Fans cheer it. History may even celebrate it. But brilliance without accountability isn’t greatness. & Tiny Jimenez has perfected the illusion. This isn’t just a farewell tour. It’s a swan song of ego. A final season of borrowed glory dressed as dominance. Every assist, every smile, every headline is calculated. Every teammate grinding in silence is invisible. Every cheer he collects is a reward for marketing someone else’s work as his own. The Suns win despite him, not because of him. & the league? They protect him. Fans cheer him. History might even celebrate him. But let's call a spade a spade. Tiny Jimenez has perfected the illusion.

I wouldn't watch his final game in Madison Square Garden if it was playing in my glasses.

Enjoy the show, Newark. Watch the man, hailing from Science Park HS in New Jersey. Listen to the story. But please don’t mistake the marquee for an unstoppable engine. When the lights dim, the banners fade, & the cameras stop rolling, Tiny Jimenez won’t be remembered as the leader of a dynasty. He’ll be remembered as a man who branded greatness he didn’t earn. A shogun, as he would say, simply in his own spotlight. But he will be remembered as a man of convenience. He never really added much value after all.

[The JZA]

Just noticed, none of his kids inherited his nose.

They do the work. Tiny? He collects the credit. Poses for the cameras. Does the interviews. Crafts the narrative. A master of optics masquerading as a genius.

[RoyalTy]

Dee Johnson did his best to avenge getting posterized

[djp73]

We finna fight Stan

[Agent]

Just noticed, none of his kids inherited his nose.

They do the work. Tiny? He collects the credit. Poses for the cameras. Does the interviews. Crafts the narrative. A master of optics masquerading as a genius.

might have to cas.fulleditmode them noses

Dee Johnson did his best to avenge getting posterized

man put up a career night performance only to lose by 25 & the next man up got 9

We finna fight Stan

Always trying to bring the brotha down

[Agent]

Tiny Jimenez To Play In 10th Christmas Day Game Of His Career.

The 17-year career of Tiny Jimenez is nearing the end of the 2037 year, but not without competing in a final Christmas Day game against the New York Knicks.

This will mark Tiny's 10th Christmas Day game, & currently he holds a record of 8-1, with the Cleveland Cavaliers being the only team to end his Holiday winning streak.

Relive the moments of #32's past Christmas Day games. The 2022 & 2025 games were during Tiny's stint with the New York Knicks, but those games were simulated during the season.

December 25, 2035: @ Golden State Warriors (W)

Tiny Jimenez: 14 Points, 11 Rebounds, 12 Assists, 5/11 FG, 1/2 3PT, 3/4 FT

December 25, 2034: vs. Cleveland Cavaliers (L)

Tiny Jimenez: 18 Points, 4 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 3 Blocks, 6/8 FG, 1/3 3PT, 5/6 FT

December 25, 2033: vs. Utah Jazz (W)

Tiny Jimenez: 40 Points, 9 Rebounds, 6 Assists, 14/22 FG, 5/8 3PT, 7/7 FT

December 25, 2030: @ Los Angeles Clippers (W)

Tiny Jimenez: 33 Points, 5 Rebounds, 11 Assists, 12/17 FG, 1/4 3PT, 8/8 FT

December 25, 2028: vs. Denver Nuggets (W)

Tiny Jimenez: 32 Points, 4 Rebounds, 8 Assists, 13/21 FG, 2/3 3PT, 4/5 FT

December 25, 2025: vs. Toronto Raptors (W)


December 25, 2022: vs. New Orleans Pelicans (W)


December 25, 2021: vs. Golden State Warriors (W)

Tiny Jimenez: 6 Points, 5 Assists, 3/7 FG

[djp73]

put a bow on it

[Agent]

put a bow on it

I see what you did there

[Agent]

been working on these updates for a hot ass minute now so I'm not gonna leave them on the bottom of the page.

[Agent]

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