Across The Tiny-Verse

[djp73]

that table in the endzone looks like it's pretty...















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[Captain Canada]

Guy said walking crew

[Agent]

that table in the endzone looks like it's pretty...















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yeah that drone took the photo at a funny angle

Guy said walking crew

Stumped. What else would you call it?

[Agent]

UFC 404: (27-2-0) Tiny Jimenez vs. Luke Rockhold (20-10-0)
Light Heavyweight Championship Bout, Main Event: Jun. 18, 2033 - United Center, Chicago, IL



A loud roar of boo's for Luke Rockhold before the main event in Chicago.



But the Windy City gets loud for the reigning, defending, undisputed lightweight champion, Tiny Jimenez.



Quick kick to the face from Jimenez at the start of the round.



"He's out cold, DC! Rockhold gets knocked out 23 seconds into the fight!" Jon Anik, Commentary.



The United Center really erupted as they witnessed a quick first round knockout in the championship bout.



Put that man to SLEEP.



This was Tiny's fastest knockout in his professional career.



You know the vibes. "& STILL! The undisputed UFC Light Heavyweight champion of the world, TINY JIMENEZ!"

Winner:
T. Jimenez, 1st Rd KO/TKO (0:23)

Record:
28-2-0

[Agent]

Up Next:



vs. Dominick Reyes (18-7-0)
UFC 409 - The O2 Arena, London, UK
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Tiny Jimenez Fight History:
UFC 404: vs. Luke Rockhold #2 > Win via KO/TKO > 1st Rd (0:23)
UFC 397: vs. C. Jon Jones #3 > Win via KO/TKO > 5th Rd (2:44)
UFC Fight Night 471:vs. Jiří Procházka > Win via KO/TKO > 2nd Rd (4:57)
UFC 387: vs. Luke Rockhold > Win via KO/TKO > 2nd Rd (0:33)
UFC 378: vs. Jon Jones #2 > Loss via KO/TKO > 5th Rd (2:41)
UFC 372: vs. Volkan Oezdemir > Win via KO/TKO > 2nd Rd (1:58)
UFC 365: vs. C. Jon Jones > Win via KO/TKO > 5th Rd (2:23)
UFC 360: vs. Kelvin Gastelum > Win via KO/TKO > 4th Rd (3:03)
UFC 353: vs. Derek Brunson > Win via KO/TKO > 3rd Rd (1:35)
UFC 347: vs. Kevin Holland > Win via KO/TKO > 5th Rd (3:17)
UFC 341: vs. Paulo Costa #3 > Win via KO/TKO > 3rd Rd (1:26)
UFC 335: vs. C. Robert Whittaker #3 > Win via KO/TKO > 3rd Rd (2:32)
UFC 330: vs. Conor McGregor #2 > Win via KO/TKO > 4th Rd (1:37)
UFC 325: vs. Conor McGregor > Win via KO/TKO > 3rd Rd (4:25)
UFC 315: vs. Paulo Costa #2 > Loss via KO/TKO > 5th Rd (0:25)
UFC 310: vs. Israel Adesanya > Win via KO/TKO > 1st Rd (4:17)
UFC 304: vs. Robert Whittaker #2 > Win via KO/TKO > 1st Rd (2:37)
UFC 298: vs. C. Paulo Costa > Win via KO/TKO > 2nd Rd (1:41)
UFC Fight Night 266: vs. Robert Whittaker > Win via KO/TKO > 2nd Rd (3:51)
UFC Fight Night 255: vs. Marvin Vettori > Win via Decision > 3rd Rd (5:00)
UFC 284: vs. Brad Tavares > Win via KO/TKO > 2nd Rd (2:10)
UFC 279: vs. Jack Hermansson #2 > Win via Decision > 3rd Rd (5:00)
UFC Fight Night 227: vs. Dmitri Kuznetsov > Win via KO/TKO > 2nd Rd (1:50)
UFC Fight Night 217: vs. Uriah Hall > Win via KO/TKO > 3rd Rd (0:31)
UFC Fight Night 211: vs. Jack Hermansson > Win via Submission > 1st Rd (3:24)
UFC 264: vs. Jared Cannonier > Win via KO/TKO > 2nd Rd (3:02)
UFC 261: vs. Edmen Shahbazyan > Win via KO/TKO > 1st Rd (4:08)
UFC 258: vs. Finn Stevens > Win via KO/TKO > 2nd Rd (2:46)
UFC 255: vs. Rueben Ross > Win via KO/TKO > 2nd Rd (1:06)
The Contender Series: vs. Israel Dale > Win via KO/TKO > 1st Rd (0:40)

[Captain Canada]

Wrecker of worlds

[Agent]

#Family.



I couldn't wait to announce I was going to be a cast member of the upcoming Fast & the Furious 14 movie. The movie's not set to release until March of next year but the announcement trailer released today so I got the approval to announce the news. My tweet was received rather well as my fans are excited to see me get the exposure. They definitely appeared tired of this franchise but a check's a check to me.

Most importantly, Liberty & I tied the knot two days ago. I'm tweeting that promotion out while I sit comfortably by the beach outside of our honeymoon resort in the Fiji Islands.

A wise man once told me "You don't turn your back on family", so I'm going to get back to my wife before another intense 6 week training camp for my bout in December against Dominick Reyes.

[Agent]

UFC 409: (28-2-0) Tiny Jimenez vs. Dominick Reyes (18-7-0)
Light Heavyweight Championship Bout, Main Event: Dec. 3, 2033 - The O2 Arena, London, UK



This man came out feeling cocky, & for good reason. He definitely trained hard for this fight.



Reyes started the fight early with these quick jabs to the head that were limiting Jimenez's leg kicks.



Powerful front right kick to the face of Dominick Reyes in the second round.



Reyes refused to go down after a powerful uppercut from Jimenez at the end of the second.



With both fighters not showing any fatigue, Tiny took the opportunity to give Reyes the bird.



Strong takedown for Tiny after catching the attempted body kick.



Tiny was beat up after four rounds against Reyes. All he has to do is stay up for the next round & he should win on the card.



Good left hook from Jimenez coming early in the fifth round.



Jimenez & Reyes go to a decision as Tiny's unable to work in a submission hold to end the fight.



"The winner by unanimous decision, & STILL! the undisputed UFC light heavyweight champion of the world, TINY JIMENEZ!

Winner:
T. Jimenez, 5th Rd Decision (5:00)

Record:
29-2-0

[Agent]

Up Next:



vs. Douglas Baxter (24-6-0)
UFC 415 - MGM Grand Arena, Las Vegas, NV
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Tiny Jimenez Fight History:
UFC 409: vs. Dominick Reyes > Win via Decision > 5th Rd (5:00)
UFC 404: vs. Luke Rockhold #2 > Win via KO/TKO > 1st Rd (0:23)
UFC 397: vs. C. Jon Jones #3 > Win via KO/TKO > 5th Rd (2:44)
UFC Fight Night 471:vs. Jiří Procházka > Win via KO/TKO > 2nd Rd (4:57)
UFC 387: vs. Luke Rockhold > Win via KO/TKO > 2nd Rd (0:33)
UFC 378: vs. Jon Jones #2 > Loss via KO/TKO > 5th Rd (2:41)
UFC 372: vs. Volkan Oezdemir > Win via KO/TKO > 2nd Rd (1:58)
UFC 365: vs. C. Jon Jones > Win via KO/TKO > 5th Rd (2:23)
UFC 360: vs. Kelvin Gastelum > Win via KO/TKO > 4th Rd (3:03)
UFC 353: vs. Derek Brunson > Win via KO/TKO > 3rd Rd (1:35)
UFC 347: vs. Kevin Holland > Win via KO/TKO > 5th Rd (3:17)
UFC 341: vs. Paulo Costa #3 > Win via KO/TKO > 3rd Rd (1:26)
UFC 335: vs. C. Robert Whittaker #3 > Win via KO/TKO > 3rd Rd (2:32)
UFC 330: vs. Conor McGregor #2 > Win via KO/TKO > 4th Rd (1:37)
UFC 325: vs. Conor McGregor > Win via KO/TKO > 3rd Rd (4:25)
UFC 315: vs. Paulo Costa #2 > Loss via KO/TKO > 5th Rd (0:25)
UFC 310: vs. Israel Adesanya > Win via KO/TKO > 1st Rd (4:17)
UFC 304: vs. Robert Whittaker #2 > Win via KO/TKO > 1st Rd (2:37)
UFC 298: vs. C. Paulo Costa > Win via KO/TKO > 2nd Rd (1:41)
UFC Fight Night 266: vs. Robert Whittaker > Win via KO/TKO > 2nd Rd (3:51)
UFC Fight Night 255: vs. Marvin Vettori > Win via Decision > 3rd Rd (5:00)
UFC 284: vs. Brad Tavares > Win via KO/TKO > 2nd Rd (2:10)
UFC 279: vs. Jack Hermansson #2 > Win via Decision > 3rd Rd (5:00)
UFC Fight Night 227: vs. Dmitri Kuznetsov > Win via KO/TKO > 2nd Rd (1:50)
UFC Fight Night 217: vs. Uriah Hall > Win via KO/TKO > 3rd Rd (0:31)
UFC Fight Night 211: vs. Jack Hermansson > Win via Submission > 1st Rd (3:24)
UFC 264: vs. Jared Cannonier > Win via KO/TKO > 2nd Rd (3:02)
UFC 261: vs. Edmen Shahbazyan > Win via KO/TKO > 1st Rd (4:08)
UFC 258: vs. Finn Stevens > Win via KO/TKO > 2nd Rd (2:46)
UFC 255: vs. Rueben Ross > Win via KO/TKO > 2nd Rd (1:06)
The Contender Series: vs. Israel Dale > Win via KO/TKO > 1st Rd (0:40)

[Caesar]

upcoming Fast & the Furious 14 movie

Starring 67-year-old Vin Diesel

How much longer does Tiny have in the ring? He reach GOAT status yet?