Beyond The Tiny-Verse

[Agent]

What an update. Just caught up with this. Tiny is a nasty dude, just chuggin through the WWE women like that

he done hoeing. It’s strictly hoops from here on

[The JZA]

What an update. Just caught up with this. Tiny is a nasty dude, just chuggin through the WWE women like that

he done hoeing. It’s strictly hoops from here on

[Agent]

NBA's 2024 Top-10 Players Ranked By Position:

Point Guard:
#10. Tiny Jimenez, New York Knicks
#9. LaMelo Ball, Charlotte Hornets
#8. De'Aaron Fox, Sacramento Kings
#7. Collin Sexton, Indiana Pacers
#6. Damian Lillard, Washington Wizards
#5. Kyrie Irving, Minnesota Timberwolves
#4. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, Oklahoma City Thunder
#3. Stephen Curry, Golden State Warriors
#2. Trae Young, Atlanta Hawks
#1. Ja Morant, Memphis Grizzlies

Shooting Guard:
#10. Paul George, Los Angeles Clippers
#9. Brandon Ingram, New Orleans Pelicans
#8. Zach LaVine, Chicago Bulls
#7. Anthony Edwards, Minnesota Timberwolves
#6. Jalen Green, Houston Rockets
#5. Jaylen Brown, Orlando Magic
#4. James Harden, Brooklyn Nets
#3. Bradley Beal, Washington Wizards
#2. Devin Booker, Toronto Raptors
#1. Donovan Mitchell, Utah Jazz

Small Forward:
#10. RJ Barrett, Portland Trailblazers
#9. Khris Middleton, Phoenix Suns
#8. Westley Hunt, Charlotte Hornets
#7. Michael Porter Jr., Denver Nuggets
#6. Ben Simmons, Philadelphia 76ers
#5. Kawhi Leonard, Los Angeles Clippers
#4. LeBron James, New York Knicks
#3. Kevin Durant, Brooklyn Nets
#2. Luka Doncic, Dallas Mavericks
#1. Jayson Tatum, Boston Celtics

Power Forward:
#10. Marvin Bagley III, Oklahoma City Thunder
#9. John Collins, Atlanta Hawks
#8. Julius Randle, New York Knicks
#7. Jaren Jackson Jr., Memphis Grizzlies
#6. Scottie Barnes, Toronto Raptors
#5. Karl-Anthony Towns, Phoenix Suns
#4. Zion Williamson, New Orleans Pelicans
#3. Evan Mobley, Cleveland Cavaliers
#2. Anthony Davis, Los Angeles Lakers
#1. Giannis Antetokounmpo, Milwaukee Bucks

Center:
#10. Nikola Vucevic, Houston Rockets
#9. Domantas Sabonis, Toronto Raptors
#8. Rudy Gobert, Utah Jazz
#7. Clint Capela, Atlanta Hawks
#6. James Wiseman, Boston Celtics
#5. Kristaps Porzingis, Dallas Mavericks
#4. Deandre Ayton, Phoenix Suns
#3. Bam Adebayo, Miami Heat
#2. Nikola Jokic, Denver Nuggets
#1. Joel Embiid, Philadelphia 76ers

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Projected Starting Line-Up For All 31 Teams:

Atlantic Division:
BOS: PG Omari Christopher - SG Bogdan Bogdanovic - SF Jayson Tatum - PF Robert Williams - C James Wiseman
BKN: PG Sam Merrill - SG James Harden - SF Kevin Durant - PF Jordan Nwora - C Darrell Daniels
NYK: PG Tiny Jimenez - SG Cole Anthony - SF LeBron James - PF Julius Randle - C Mitchell Robinson
PHI: PG Kendrick Nunn - SG Dillon Brooks - SF Ben Simmons - PF PJ Washington - C Joel Embiid
TOR: PG Tyrese Maxey - SG Devin Booker - SF OG Anunoby - PF Scottie Barnes - C Domantas Sabonis

Central Division:
MIL: PG Fred VanVleet - SG Jrue Holiday - SF Rodney Hood - PF Giannis Antetokounmpo - C Daniel Oturo
CHI: PG Lonzo Ball - SG Zach LaVine - SF Talen Horton-Tucker - PF Tobias Harris - C Andre Drummond
CLE: PG Darius Garland - SG Immanuel Quickley - SF Jabari Parker - PF Evan Mobley - C Jarrett Allen
IND: PG Collin Sexton - SG Chris Duarte - SF TJ Warren - PF Christian Wood - C Isaiah Jackson
DET: PG Cade Cunningham - SG Mo Burke - SF DeMar DeRozan - PF Pascal Siakam - C Bol Bol

Southeast Division:
ATL: PG Trae Young - SG Kevin Huerter - SF Jalen Johnson - PF John Collins - C Clint Capela
MIA: PG Jimmy Butler - SG Tyler Herro - SF Duncan Robinson - PF Davis Bertans - C Bam Adebayo
CHA: PG LaMelo Ball - SG James Bouknight - SF Westley Hunt - PF Kai Jones - C Myles Turner
ORL: PG Jalen Suggs - SG Jaylen Brown - SF Franz Wagner - PF Jonathan Isaac - C Precious Achiuwa
WAS: PG Damian Lillard - SG Bradley Beal - SF Gary Harris - PF Anthony Lowe - C Isaiah Stewart

Northwest Division:
UTA: PG Emmanuel Wilkes - SG Donovan Mitchell - SF Tim Hardaway Jr. - PF Chris Boucher - C Rudy Gobert
DEN: PG Jamal Murray - SG Grayson Allen - SF Michael Porter Jr. - PF Aaron Gordon - C Nikola Jokic
OKC: PG Shai Gilgeous-Alexander - SG Josh Giddey - SF Patrick Williams - PF Marvin Bagley III - C Mohamed Bamba
MIN: PG Kyrie Irving - SG Anthony Edwards - SF Matisse Thybulle - PF Chuma Okeke - C Hassan Whiteside
POR: PG Jordan Poole - SG CJ McCollum - SF RJ Barrett - PF Jalen Smith - C Gheorghe Paven
SEA: PG D'Angelo Russell - SG Caris LeVert - SF Arinze Paul - PF Bobby Portis Jr. - C DeTimmy King

Pacific Division:
GSW: PG Stephen Curry - SG Klay Thompson - SF Jonathan Kuminga - PF Draymond Green - C Dwight Howard
LAC: PG Kemba Walker - SG Paul George - SF Kawhi Leonard - PF Juan Hernangomez - C Marquese Chriss
LAL: PG Russell Westbrook - SG Kevin Porter Jr. - SF Isaac Okoro - PF Anthony Davis - C Jahlil Okafor
SAC: PG De'Aaron Fox - SG Tyrese Haliburton - SF Andre Roberson - PF Colin Carey - C Wendell Carter Jr.
PHX: PG Jeb Stokes - SG Victor Oladipo - SF Khris Middleton - PF Karl-Anthony Towns - C Deandre Ayton

Southwest Division:
DAL: PG Jalen Brunson - SG Josh Green - SF Luka Doncic - PF Thaddeus Young - C Kristaps Porzingis
MEM: PG Ja Morant - SG Devin Vassell - SF Mikal Bridges - PF Jaren Jackson Jr. - C Nicolas Claxton
NO: PG Kira Lewis Jr. - SG Brandon Ingram - SF Trey Murphy - PF Zion Williamson - C Ivica Zubac
HOU: PG Monte Morris - SG Jalen Green - SF De'Andre Hunter - PF MJ North - C Nikola Vucevic
SA: PG Lyric Houston - SG Joshua Primo - SF Miles Bridges - PF Blake Griffin - Jonas Valanciunas

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NBA's 2024 Top-25 Free Agents Available:

Free Agents:
PF Lauri Markkanen
SF Cam Reddish
PG Malcolm Brogdon
PG Coby White
PG Dennis Schroder
PG Spencer Dinwiddie
PF Trey Lyles
C Xavier Tillman
C Daniel Gafford
SG Gary Trent Jr.
PG Ronald Hilliard
PG Tre Mann
PG Markelle Fultz
SG Nah'Shon Hyland
PG Tyrell Terry
SG Pavao Bagaric
PG Malachi Flynn
PF Obi Toppin
PF Andre Howell
PG Saben Lee
PG Theo Maledon
C Bernie Bullard
C Pat Tinsley
PF Paul Reed
PF Oshae Brissett

[Agent]

Tiny Jimenez "Slam" Nike Commercial.

[The JZA]

Commercial got dat hhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt

[RoyalTy]

The commercial is fresh indeed. Looking at some of these lineups and there's big names everywhere. Should be a fun season.

[Google[Bot]]

What an update. Just caught up with this. Tiny is a nasty dude, just chuggin through the WWE women like that

he done hoeing. It’s strictly hoops from here on

[Agent]

Commercial got dat hhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt

The commercial is fresh indeed. Looking at some of these lineups and there's big names everywhere. Should be a fun season.

Thanks bros. Always fun to break out the video editing software & shake off a little rust. Got the audio from an old Vince Carter Slam commercial.

I think this will be a fun season. Toronto looks competitive and so does Memphis. OKC should be tough too.

Hopefully we get something posted today

[Agent]

Training Camp.



As the season approached, we as a team knew that if we were going to be competitive, we were going to have to have the best chemistry in the NBA. The team captains, LeBron, myself, & Julius, decided it would be a great decision to relocate training camp to Europe, away from the American media so we could focus on just basketball.





The plane ride to Monaco was roughly 10 hours long but our team bonding began immediately.

[Agent]

Training Camp, Cont.

Every day was blood. Every day was sweat. Every day was tears. This training camp kicked my ass as well as the rest of the team's. We practiced hard & we left our friendships off the court. The decision to spend our first 2-weeks as a team in Monte Carlo was the experience we needed as that final practice in Monte Carlo was legendary for our team. It would go one to define just what we had here & who I had become as a basketball player.

Our final scrimmage we knew was going to be tough. Everyone had something to prove, & this being our last day here it was time to leave it all on the line. For D-Wade, CP3, & Melo, it was about proving to the team that they still got it. For Kelly, it was about showing he deserves his minutes every night over these proven hall of famers. For LeBron, it's about proving he's the greatest of all time, & that starts with proving he's the greatest among us. & for myself, it's about proving I'm the best player on this team & the ball goes through me. I want this to be my team, but I was going to have to prove I deserved it.

"White team it's going to be LeBron, Julius, Nerlens, Carmelo, Cole, & Lance as your 6th man. Blue team will be Tiny, Chris, Kelly, Dwyane, Mitchell, & Rokas as your 6th man." Coach Thibodeau divided us up for an intense full game scrimmage.

"I'm guarding Tiny." said LeBron as he was set on shutting me down in this scrimmage by himself.

"You sure you want to do that?" I shot back as the first play began. Mitchell came & set a strong screen to give myself an open lane to the basket.



"Get that weak shit outta my practice!" LeBron shouted after he blocked my shot out of bounds.

I went back to half court to check the ball with LeBron.

"That was nice, but you can't stop this." I said as I set LeBron up with a quick crossover & got the layup over Lance Stephenson.



Everyone was feeling the intensity of this scrimmage. The last 30 minutes of practice would be the moment's that really pulled us together on the court. We had competitiveness amongst ourselves.



"You're starting over me? Coach he's starting over me?" Chris shouted in Cole's direction after picking him off on the fast break. He walked over to him after the play & said "You better show me something. Don't let me come out of retirement & take your minutes. I'll take your starting spot. Beat me."

Cole was frustrated but Chris was teaching him his legendary work ethic. The matchup went back & forth.



"Knock that shit down, Kelly!" Wade yelled as he dished to a wide-open Kelly Oubre Jr. after Carmelo went for a double-team. Kelly Oubre was on fire in this scrimmage & Chris Paul & Dwyane Wade no problems feeding him the rock when they had the chance. Oubre knew this was his time to prove he was the best player on our bench.



I skied over LeBron for a one-handed slam.



His frustration was mounting as he & Chris Paul began to get into it after an aggressive tie up.



"No one can stop me!"



"And that's game!" Kelly shouted after throwing down a one-handed dunk to win the game 40-36, Blue team.

I was our team's leading scorer with 19 points, followed by Kelly with 11 & Chris with 7. LeBron finished with 14 for the white team followed by 13 from Julius and 10 from Cole.

"Hell of a game, Tiny." LeBron said as he dapped me up after practice. "You worked your butt off against me. The league's not going to be able to stop us this season. This year is going to be remembered forever."

We finished the day & flew back to New York to finish preparing for the new season. But not without catching Carmelo asleep on the flight back.





Got EEM.