Across The Tiny-Verse

[mvp]

Let's see Tiny and LaMelo in Charlotte, dishin it to Cash on the wing

[Agent]

Accurate assessment, Agent. My guy thrives at the 2. Buckets on buckets.

Tough end to the season for Tiny and the Knicks, but about that contract.....


Pels making the right moves. We made it to the WCF. Let's bring in Tiny to round out all this greatness. The food and the women alone should be enough to get him to the Big Easy. Zion can move on.

That could be a monster backcourt with Porter gobbling the glass. Unlucky for Tiny, the first thing I noticed on opening day was New Orleans snagged up PG Davion Mitchell which is So the back court will still flourish like a mf in New Orleans. Huge improvement over 36 year old Kemba.

They also signed the reigning 6th man of the year in Tre Mann.

Let's see Tiny and LaMelo in Charlotte, dishin it to Cash on the wing

A whole lot of razzlin' & dazzlin' could be happening in Charlotte.

[Agent]

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2026 NBA Offseason Update:

Free Agent Signings:

ATL | PF Onyeka Okongwu, 4yr/$125.36M
CHA | SF DeMar DeRozan, 1yr/$13.30M
CHA | PF MJ North, 2yr/$47.99M
CHA | C Bol Bol, 3yr/$46.19M
CHA | SG Chris Duarte, 3yr/$46.71M
CHI | PF Pascal Siakam, 4yr/$116.65M
CLE | C Clint Capela, 4yr/$145.66M
DEN | SF Michael Porter Jr., 4yr/$146.77M
DEN | PG Kemba Walker, 1yr/$11.59M
DET | SF Westley Hunt, 4yr/$124.13M
GSW | SF Franz Wagner, 1yr/$17.77M
IND | SG Joshua Primo, 1yr/$14.40M
IND | PF Zion Williamson, 4yr/$172.60M
LAL | SG Keon Johnson, 1yr/$11.25M
LAL | SF Ziaire Williams, 1yr/$14.73M
LAC | SF Jimmy Butler, 1yr/$21.58M
MEM | C Mo Bamba, 1yr/$13.17M
MIA | C Bam Adebayo, 4yr/$167.49M
MIA | SF RJ Barrett, 4yr/$130.34M
MIA | PF Jerami Grant, 1yr/$6.31M
MIL | SF Mikal Bridges, 1yr/$15.47M
MIN | PF Eric Paschall, 3yr/$69.59M
NO | Davion Mitchell, 1yr/$18.43M
NO | PG Tre Mann, 1yr/$13.28M
NO | PF Julius Randle, 3yr/$103.97M
NYK | PF Brandon Clarke, 4yr/$78.73M
NYK | PG Cole Anthony, 3yr/$58.62M
NYK | SG Dillon Brooks, 2yr/$18.51M
OKC | C Myles Turner, 1yr/$15.66M
ORL | PG Kira Lewis Jr., 2yr/$39.72M
PHX | C Mamadi Diakite, 3yr/$12.01M
POR | PG Russell Westbrook, 2yr/$59.95M
SA | SG Lyric Houston, 4yr/$134.10M
SA | SF Andrew Wiggins, 1yr/$12.48M
SAC | PG De'Aaron Fox, 4yr/$155.09M
SAC | PF Christian Wood, 3yr/$49.00M
UTA | SF Kevin Durant, 2yr/$85.89M
UTA | C Rudy Gobert, 3yr/$72.03M
UTA | PF Precious Achiuwa, 1yr/$13.23M

[mvp]

Damn Julius said "who is Zion"

[Agent]

Damn Julius said "who is Zion"

Crazy free agency this year. Tons of big contracts were signed. Miami improved. NOLA improved IMO. They lost Zion but added another perennial all-star big in Randle, former sixth man of the year Tre Mann, & journeyman Davion Mitchell (3rd team already [played for HOU last season]).
But Utah man... went from the Finals to signing KD. They lost Okongwu but KD just elevated them to the favorite IMO. They have 2 90+ OVR players starting.

Randle's exit from NYC to NOLA was the icing on the cake for what's next...

[mvp]

Bro that's dirty that 2K made KD walk to a finals team again

[Agent]

Tiny Jimenez Presents: The Decision

[Agent]

Went into free agency as the Knicks still & decided to let AI Tiny choose his next destination. Looks like we'll be teaming up with Treysi Royal

Ironically, we will face the Pelicans on opening night. I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.

[Agent]

Portland Trail Blazer's 2026-2027 Roster



Tiny Jimenez (89 OVR) - Treysi Royal (80 OVR) - Bruce Brown (78 OVR) - Richaun Holmes (76 OVR) - Gheorge Paven (85 OVR)

Reserves:

PG Russell Westbrook, UCLA (80 OVR)
PG Eric Bledsoe, Kentucky (74 OVR)
SG Jordan Clarkson, Missouri (76 OVR)
SF Josh Lai, LSU (77 OVR)
SF Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk, Kansas (76 OVR)
SF Norman Powell, UCLA (72 OVR)
PF Channing Floyd, Syracuse (78 OVR)
PF O.J. Vaughn, Providence (75 OVR)
C Nikola Vucevic, USC (83 OVR)

Last Season's Record: 35-47, NBA Lottery
Last Playoff Appearance: 2022

[Agent]

Player cap lineups for the 2026-2027 season:

Charlotte hornets
LaMelo Ball (90 OVR) - Chris Duarte (82 OVR) - Chasson Cash (82 OVR) - MJ North (83 OVR) - Dee Johnson (82 OVR)

New Orleans Pelicans
Davion Mitchell (84 OVR) - Morgan Sauce (86 OVR) - Brandon Ingram (89 OVR) - Julius Randle (87 OVR) - DJ Porter (84 OVR)

Seattle Supersonics
Jason Preston (78 OVR) - Khris Middleton (84 OVR) - Jere Augustus (82 OVR) - Jaren Jackson Jr. (87 OVR) - DeTimmy King (83 OVR)

Washington Wizards
Damian Lillard (85 OVR) - Bradley Beal (85 OVR) - Hisashi Sakai (82 OVR) - Anthony Lowe (76 OVR) - Dewayne Dedmon (73 OVR)