Across The Tiny-Verse

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[mvp]

Damn bro I've been following these updates all day

Do not like the roster construction in Rip City though really. Got a few interesting pieces with a logjam at point and center.

[Agent]

Damn bro I've been following these updates all day

Do not like the roster construction in Rip City though really. Got a few interesting pieces with a logjam at point and center.

Thank you fam. I think I'm going to take a break after this next update but I've been enjoying my day off

I have to agree with you. This Portland squad is ass outside of a couple of bright spots in Paven & Royal. Vucevic, Westbrook, & Clarkson though could make for a fun 2nd unit. I think the 3rd pick in the draft, Channing Floyd, is going to be a Kenyon Martin-esque player. Ceiling is K-Mart but who knows he might be the next Thomas Robinson.

[Agent]

Too Much Sauce; The Bayou Boys Dominate The 'Blazers In Tiny's Moda Center Debut
Regular Season Game 1: Oct. 20, 2026 - Moda Center, Portland, OR

DJ Porter -C- Gheorge Paven
Julius Randle -PF- Richaun Holmes
Brandon Ingram -SF- Bruce Brown
Morgan Sauce -SG- Treysi Royal
Davion Mitchell -PG- Tiny Jimenez

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NO | 34 | 27 | 18 | 40 | 119
POR | 27 | 31 | 30 | 24 | 112


Attention NBA: There's a new sheriff around and his name is MORGAN SAUCE.

Portland Trail Blazers Top Performers:
Tiny Jimenez: 31 Points, 9 Rebounds, 8 Assists, 11/19 FG, 3/6 3PT, 6/6 FT
Gheorge Paven: 21 Points, 7 Rebounds, 9/15 FG, 3/3 FT
Channing Floyd: 12 Points, 7 Rebounds, 5/7 FG, 2/2 3PT
Jordan Clarkson: 12 Points, 4/9 FG, 2/3 3PT, 2/2 FT
Treysi Royal: 10 Points, 4 Assists, 4/15 FG, 2/4 3PT

New Orleans Pelicans Top Performers:
Morgan Sauce: 37 Points, 5 Assists, 4 Steals, 14/22 FG, 2/5 3PT, 7/7 FT
DJ Porter: 24 Points, 11 Rebounds, 3 Blocks, 12/15 FG
Brandon Ingram: 17 Points, 7 Assists, 6/10 FG, 2/3 3PT, 3/4 FT
Tre Mann: 11 Points, 6 Assists, 4/9 FG, 2/6 3PT, 1/2 FT
Julius Randle: 10 Points, 9 Rebounds, 6 Assists, 3/12 FG, 1/2 3PT, 3/4 FT

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Trail Blazer's Current Record:
0-4

[Agent]

Sauce making it look easy as he showed off his offseason progress in the season opener.


Former teammates do battle in Portland.


Air Jimenez.


7'5" Gheorge Paven made DJ Porter 'look' small. That's not what the boxscore reflected however.


The perfect way to sum up a tough night for Treysi Royal as Sauce dominated him on both ends of the floor.

[Agent]

Player Caps Update:


Name: Chasson Cash, #21 (Starter)
Team: Charlotte Hornets (2-1)
Recent:
10/25 vs. CHI 19 PTS
10/23 vs. WAS 16 PTS, 10 REB
10/21 @ DEN 15 PTS, 6 REB


Name: Morgan Sauce, #5 (Starter)
Team: New Orleans Pelicans (2-2)
Recent:
10/25 vs. TOR 24 PTS, 7 AST
10/24 @ CLE 31 PTS
10/21 @ DAL 22 PTS, 7 REB, 6 AST


Name: DJ Porter, #00 (Starter)
Team: New Orleans Pelicans (2-2)
Recent:
10/25 vs. TOR 9 PTS, 7 REB
10/24 @ CLE 5 PTS, 9 REB
10/21 @ DAL 11 PTS, 4 REB


Name: Treysi Royal, #28 (Starter)
Team: Portland Trailblazers (0-4)
Recent:
10/25 vs. OKC 22 PTS, 4 AST
10/23 vs. SA 26 PTS, 4 REB, 5 AST
10/22 @ LAC 19 PTS, 5 AST, 3 STL


Name: Jere Augustus, #11 (Starter)
Team: Seattle Supersonics (2-2)
Recent:
10/26 @ MEM 14 PTS
10/24 vs. SAC 18 PTS, 6 AST
10/23 @ MIN 20 PTS, 3 STL


Name: Hisashi Sakai, #7 (Starter)
Team: Washington Wizards (0-2)
Recent:
10/23 @ CHA 12 PTS, 13 AST, 4 STL
10/21 vs. MIN 5 PTS, 6 AST

[mvp]

Yoooo Sauce with the spin! That was dirty.. he's coming

[kibaxx7]

Wait wait wait so many updates

Love to team up with Dame, that will give us some air in Washington.

But even better to see you in Portland, bro!

[Agent]

Yoooo Sauce with the spin! That was dirty.. he's coming

Yeah that was filthy. I said damn. Gotta gif that.

Wait wait wait so many updates

Love to team up with Dame, that will give us some air in Washington.

But even better to see you in Portland, bro!

We got Paven from Washington for Dame so that's the backstory there.

Hopefully we can get some wins between your chise & mine (but it's not looking likely is it )

[Agent]

bump.