Across The Tiny-Verse

[djp73]

After The Pelicans' Game.

DJ Porter approached me after the game to ask if I could introduce him to some WWE women. I told him to come meet my wife backstage for help with that.

"I'll meet you at the catering when you're done." I said to DJ as he & Morgan Sauce headed for the visitors locker room.

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"Mandy. This is DJ. DJ this is my wife, Mandy Rose."

They shook hands and greeted each other politely.

"Do you have any single wrestling friends you can put the big man on to?" I asked my wife.

Mandy paused for a moment while she thought up a plan.

"I'm not really sure. I'll spread the word though & maybe I'll bring someone with me when Tiny plays against you in New Orleans." She said to DJ Porter.

"Literally anyone is fine with me." DJ said.

"You just want to be on the Basketball Wives reality tv show, don't you?"

"Me? No way. I don't know how to be dramatic." He replied.

"Pssht. Yeah right. I saw how you flopped all over that court tonight."

He grinned.

"Damn near won an Oscar for that performance."

"In your dreams. Mandy it was a pleasure to meet you & hopefully you'll bring a friend with you to New Orleans in a few weeks."

Porter headed towards the Pelicans' team bus while Mandy & I shared a look with each other.

"I'm sure I can find someone."

"Better make sure she knocks his socks off & distracts him during our matchup. I want to go for 50 against that New Orleans team." I said with a laugh.

"You'll score 50 against them no matter how focused or unfocused they are." She said as she wrapped her arms around me & gave me a kiss.

"Now.. hurry up & go get your things. I'm ready to go home, Mr. All-Star."

I headed back for the locker room to gather my bag to head back home with the missus.

lmao didn't even see this shit man

[Agent]

He trying to get a taste of the lifestyle.

[djp73]

[Agent]

There might be a place for him on the East side next year

[Agent]

Indiana's Win In Phoenix Puts Them 1 Game Ahead Of Brooklyn To Top The East's Standings
Regular Season Game 64: Feb. 28, 2028 - Footprint Center, Phoenix, AZ

Nikola Vucevic -C- Karl-Anthony Towns
Zion Williamson -PF- Harrison Barnes
Otto Porter -SF- Kevin Huerter
Collin Sexton -SG- Caris LeVert
Tiny Jimenez -PG- De'Aaron Fox

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IND | 26 | 25 | 29 | 29 | 109
PHX | 28 | 28 | 24 | 16 | 96


#32 picks up his fourth triple-double on the season after a dominating 25-11-11 statline in front of his former fans in Phoenix.

Indiana Pacers' Top Performers:

Zion Williamson: 28 Points, 10 Rebounds, 12/17 FG, 4/4 FT
Tiny Jimenez: 25 Points, 11 Rebounds, 11 Assists, 9/17 FG, 1/4 3PT, 6/9 FT
Collin Sexton: 18 Points, 7/16 FG, 2/6 3PT, 2/2 FT
Joshua Primo: 13 Points, 5/7 FG, 1/1 3PT, 2/2 FT
Lance Stephenson: 12 Points, 5 Rebounds, 5/8 FG, 2/3 3PT

Phoenix Suns' Top Performers:

Karl-Anthony Towns: 26 Points, 16 Rebounds, 3 Blocks, 12/16 FG, 2/5 3PT
De'Aaron Fox: 24 Points, 5 Assists, 3 Steals, 3 Blocks, 11/20 FG, 1/3 3PT, 1/2 FT
Lee Carlisle: 13 Points, 6/12 FG, 1/5 3PT
Harrison Barnes: 9 Points, 4/8 FG, 1/2 3PT

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Pacers' Current Record:
43-21

[Agent]

Mar. 1, 2028 Player Stats Update:



Pacers' Injury List:
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Record: 43-21

[Agent]

Player Caps Monthly Wrap-Up:


Name: Chasson Cash, #21 (Starter)
Team: Charlotte Hornets
Averages: 17.1 PPG, 5.2 RPG, 2.7 APG, .495 FG%, .361 3P%, .900 FT%


Name: Morgan Sauce, #5 (Starter)
Team: New Orleans Pelicans
Averages: 22.5 PPG, 4.7 RPG, 7.3 APG, 1.9 SPG, .564 FG%, .413 3P%, .872 FT%


Name: DJ Porter, #00 (Starter)
Team: New Orleans Pelicans
Averages: 14.2 PPG, 11.3 RPG, 1.8 BPG, .514 FG%, .000 3P%, .319 FT%


Name: Treysi Royal, #28 (Starter)
Team: Portland Trailblazers
Averages: 16.7 PPG, 4.2 RPG, 3.9 APG, .491 FG%, .459 3P%, .910 FT%


Name: Jere Augustus, #11 (Starter)
Team: Seattle Supersonics
Averages: 18.5 PPG, 4.6 RPG, 5.9 APG, .440 FG%, .380 3P%, .749 FT%


Name: Hisashi Sakai, #7 (Starter)
Team: Washington Wizards
Averages: 19.3 PPG, 4.6 RPG, 7.7 APG, 2.4 SPG, .479 FG%, .390 3P%, .783 FT%

[Agent]

Mar. 1, 2028 - NBA Standings Update

Standings:

Eastern Conference:
1. Indiana Pacers (43-21)
2. Brooklyn Nets (42-22)
3. Charlotte Hornets (40-22)
4. Detroit Pistons (39-23)
5. Cleveland Cavaliers (39-24)
6. Boston Celtics (37-25)
7. Atlanta Hawks (37-26)
8. Milwaukee Bucks (36-26)
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Toronto Raptors (34-26)
Philadelphia 76ers (28-32)
New York Knicks (28-33)
Orlando Magic (26-37)
Miami Heat (24-39)
Chicago Bulls (18-43)
Washington Wizards (17-46)

Western Conference:
1. New Orleans Pelicans (38-24)
2. Portland Trail Blazers (37-24)
3. Oklahoma City Thunder (36-24)
4. Los Angeles Lakers (33-27)
5. Houston Rockets (34-29)
6. Minnesota Timberwolves (34-29)
7. San Antonio Spurs (33-30)
8. Golden State Warriors (31-32)
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Utah Jazz (28-33)
Sacramento Kings (29-35)
Phoenix Suns (27-34)
Seattle Supersonics (26-38)
Dallas Mavericks (24-39)
Denver Nuggets (23-38)
Los Angeles Clippers (21-39)
Memphis Grizzlies (20-42)

Season Awards:

Player of the Month:
Eastern Conference - C Nikola Jokic, BKN
Western Conference - PG Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, OKC

Rookie of the Month:
Eastern Conference - PG Bo Clayton, NYK
Western Conference - PG Jerome Outlaw, SEA

Transactions:

2/17: GSW trades SG Klay Thompson, SG Bogdan Bogdanovic to SA for SG Dante Exum, PF Johnny Simpson
2/6: OKC trades PF Freddie West, SF Cedi Osman to WAS for SF Kostas Kovacevic, PG Gregg Clement
2/6: CHI trades SF Terrance Ferguson, PG Deion Holloway to CLE for SG Keon Johnson, SF Grayson Allen
1/30: DEN trades PF Xavier Tillman to PHI for PG Jordan Daniels, '28 2nd Rd Pick
1/27: MIL trades C Kelvin Jenkins to MEM for SG Tim Hardaway Jr.
1/25: SEA trades PF Jae'Sean Tate to UTA for PF Keith Terry
1/19: SAC trades PG Tyronn Woods to NYK for SG Dillon Brooks
1/16: DEN trades C Joel Embiid, PG Facundo Campazzo to DAL for SG Jrue Holiday, PG Julian Rivers
1/16: LAC trades SG De'Anthony Melton, '31 2nd Rd Pick to LAL for PF Darius Bazley, '30 1st Rd Pick (Top-3 Protected)
1/1: CLE trades SF Matisse Thybulle to LAL for SF Terance Mann, '32 2nd Rd Pick
12/23: PHI trades PF Tobias Harris, SF Shake Milton to ATL for PF Precious Achiuwa, C Andre Drummond
11/30: SEA trades SF Shannon Galloway to LAC for '30 1st Rd Pick (Lottery Protected) & PF Rondae Hollis-Jefferson
11/24: NO hires Head Coach LaMarcus Aldridge
11/24: NO fires Head Coach Daniel Webber
11/17: DAL trades C Jonas Valanciunas to BOS for SG Maurice Fuller
11/13: MEM trades SF Ignas Brazdeikis to SA for SF Jaden McDaniels
11/12: MIN signs SF Hamidou Diallo to 1yr/$1.98M deal
10/28: PHI signs SG Jahmi'us Ramsey to 1yr/$6.25M deal

[chosenone58]

There might be a place for him on the East side next year

Nah, son. Long as Sauce is in NOLA, Porter is in NOLA.

[chosenone58]

Transactions:

2/17: GSW trades SG Klay Thompson, SG Bogdan Bogdanovic to SA for SG Dante Exum, PF Johnny Simpson