Mandem from the Ends.

[Soapy]

How is son not using Kudus smh

you got my boy looking crazy

updated

[Baze]

KUDUS!!!!

[Soapy]

How Arsenal Stunned Tottenham With Eberechi Eze Transfer Hijack
Arsenal convinced Eberechi Eze to join the club in a meeting last month, a report has claimed, with the Gunners finally pulling the trigger on their pursuit of the Crystal Palace midfielder on Wednesday.

Eze was widely expected to join Tottenham Hotspur, who appeared to be the only suitor in the race for his signature for the majority of the past few weeks, but Arsenal swooped in to strike a deal to bring Eze to the Emirates Stadium instead.

The Gunners’ interest in Eze is nothing knew—Arsenal were widely credited with significant aspirations to sign him earlier this summer—but the acquisitions of both Viktor Gyökeres and Noni Madueke, coupled with contract extensions for Ethan Nwaneri and Leandro Trossard, saw club officials decide to focus their efforts on reinforcing other positions on the pitch.

Everything changed on Wednesday, however, when Kai Havertz was struck down with an injury which left Arsenal scrambling for a new signing. A deal to sign Eze was agreed just hours later.

According to the Daily Mail, the reason for this rapid progress is a meeting between Arsenal and Eze last month.

Manager Mikel Arteta and sporting director Andrea Berta sat down with Eze, who revealed his desire to join Arsenal this summer. However, when a formal offer did not arrive, Eze began negotiating with Tottenham.

Eze agreed personal terms with Spurs, who reached an agreement over a transfer fee on Wednesday, but Palace refused to immediately greenlight an exit as they wanted their talisman available for Thursday’s Conference League qualifier against Fredrikstad. As a result, the door was opened to Arsenal.

A boyhood Arsenal supporter whose quotes on the heartbreak of being released by the club’s academy at 13 years old have resurfaced on social media, Eze quickly accepted the Gunners’ renewed approach and is now set to undergo a medical on Friday after what is set to be his final appearance with Palace.

[Captain Canada]

Kind of sounds like Palace screwed you over. Going to be interesting to see how you guys pivot.

[Soapy]

Meet the Squad: 2025-26 Tottenham Hotspur Football Club

Goalkeepers
No. 1 • Guglielmo Vicario • Age 28 • 82 OVR
No. 31 • Antonín Kinský • Age 22 • 75 OVR
No. 40 • Brandon Austin • Age 26 • 67 OVR

Centre-Backs
No. 17 • Cristian Romero • Age 27 • 82 OVR
No. 37 • Micky van de Ven • Age 24 • 82 OVR
No. 4 • Kevin Danso • Age 27 • 79 OVR
No. 3 • Radu Drăgușin • Age 23 • 75 OVR
No. 33 • Ben Davies • Age 32 • 75 OVR
No. 16 • Luka Vušković • Age 18 • 72 OVR
No. 35 • Ashley Phillips • Age 20 • 70 OVR

Fullbacks / Wingbacks
No. 13 • Destiny Udogie • Age 22 • 80 OVR
No. 23 • Pedro Porro • Age 26 • 82 OVR
No. 24 • Djed Spence • Age 25 • 78 OVR
No. 25 • Kōta Takai • Age 21 • 72 OVR

Central Midfielders
No. 6 • João Palhinha • Age 30 • 83 OVR
No. 7 • Xavi Simons • Age 22 • 84 OVR
No. 8 • Yves Bissouma • Age 29 • 78 OVR
No. 29 • Pape Matar Sarr • Age 22 • 79 OVR
No. 30 • Rodrigo Bentancur • Age 28 • 80 OVR
No. 14 • Archie Gray • Age 19 • 75 OVR
No. 15 • Lucas Bergvall • Age 19 • 77 OVR

Attacking Midfielders
No. 10 • James Maddison • Age 28 • 84 OVR
No. 21 • Dejan Kulusevski • Age 25 • 83 OVR
No. 27 • Manor Solomon • Age 26 • 77 OVR
No. 28 • Wilson Odobert • Age 21 • 75 OVR

Forwards
No. 20 • Mohammed Kudus • Age 25 • 80 OVR
No. 19 • Dominic Solanke • Age 28 • 80 OVR
No. 22 • Brennan Johnson • Age 24 • 79 OVR
No. 11 • Mathys Tel • Age 20 • 77 OVR
No. 9 • Richarlison • Age 28 • 78 OVR
No. 39 • Randal Kolo Muani • Age 26 • 81 OVR
No. 44 • Dane Scarlett • Age 21 • 65 OVR

[Xixak]

So it begins. The hostile takeover of the soccer section by the uncrowned Chise GOAT.

We will not yield. We will not falter. We shall defend our land. HAZAAAA

[Soapy]

So it begins. The hostile takeover of the soccer section by the uncrowned Chise GOAT.

We will not yield. We will not falter. We shall defend our land. HAZAAAA

Rest easy, brother. I have the watch. See you in Valhalla.

[Agent]

God speed

[Soapy]

UEFA Super Cup August 13, 2025, Stadio Friuli, Udine, Italy
(Europa League Champion) Tottenham Hotspur vs. Paris Saint-Germain (Champions League Champion)
TOT | 1 | 0 | 1
PSG | 1 | 2 | 3

5-3-2 Vicario, Porro, Danso, Romero, van de Ven, Spence, Bentacur, Palhinha, Sarr, Richarlison, Kudus
4-3-3 Chevalier, Hakimi, Marquinhos, Pacho, Mendes, Joao Neves, Vitinha, Fabian, Doue, Dembele, Kvaratshkelia

Match Events
Bentancur 6'
Kudus 10'
Ousmane Dembele 22'
Ousmane Dembele 60'
Ousmane Dembele 64'
Richarlison Solanke 77'
Palhinha Gray 77'
Kudus Tel 78'
Sarr Bergvall 84'

Player of the Match
Ousmane Dembele 3 G, 10.0 MR

[James]

This layout was not made for the dark mode users. Also you got that ass beat in game 1. Gotta step your game up.