Damaged Petals.

[Soapy]

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IOWA (5-4, 3-3) | 7 | 17 | 0 | 7 | 31
#3 PUR (10-0, 7-0) | 14 | 3 | 21 | 14 | 52

PUR QB Brice Colton (Jr): 34-54, 420 Yds, 6 TD, Sacked 5x, 9 Car, 23 Yds, TD
broke school record and B10 record for career passing yards, broke B10 record for career passing touchdowns
PUR WR Duane Uche (Soph): 12 Rec, 179 Yds, 2 TD
PUR WR Corey Smith (R-Jr): 7 Rec, 74 Yds, 2 TD
IOWA QB Alessio Milivojevic (R-Sr): 29-57, 361 Yds, 3 TD, INT, Sacked 1x
IOWA TE Ike Speltz (R-Sr): 9 Rec, 99 Yds, 2 TD
IOWA WR Jeremiah Parson (Jr): 6 Rec, 111 Yds, TD

Remaining Schedule vs. #6 Nebraska, at #17 Indiana
Season Stats 318-421, 3577 Yds, 43 TD, 7 INT, 77 Car, 398 Yds, 6 TD, Sacked 27x
Career Stats 1133-1553, 11881 Yds, 117 TD, 24 INT, Sacked 121x, 383 Car, 2050 Yds, 24 TD

[Captain Canada]

Before that second half explosion, I really thought I was witnessing upset alert. Turned it the fuck up tho

[redsox907]

needing to lock in during the second half against fuckin Iowa doesn't bode well for a repeat

but fuck it, we breaking records now

[Caesar]

Brice strikes me as dumb. Are we taking bets on what his Wonderlic will be?

[Soapy]

Before that second half explosion, I really thought I was witnessing upset alert. Turned it the fuck up tho

these slow starts got me a bit worried, ngl

needing to lock in during the second half against fuckin Iowa doesn't bode well for a repeat

but fuck it, we breaking records now

We came (in Skylar and Connie). We saw (and fucked mad bitches). We conquered.

Brice strikes me as dumb. Are we taking bets on what his Wonderlic will be?

haters reduced to hypothetical Wonderlic slander

[Caesar]

We came (in Skylar and Connie). We saw (and fucked mad bitches). We conquered.

So he doesn't do that to Serena? He his mama son fr

[Soapy]

We came (in Skylar and Connie). We saw (and fucked mad bitches). We conquered.

So he doesn't do that to Serena? He his mama son fr

he'd be dummy of the year if he was doing that

[Soapy]

on to the next one

[Soapy]

this claude/gpt glaze got me feeling good about this episode

[Soapy]

hope y'all like it

if y'all don't, pretend to like it

got it?