Ruins of Pompeii.

[Soapy]

NFL Wild Card Preview: vs. New York Jets
Record: 10-7, 3rd AFC East
Head Coach: Robert Saleh
Offensive Scheme: West Coast Zone Run
Defensive Scheme: 4-3 Cover 3

Team Leaders
Passing: Kenny Pickett (69 cmp%, 3778 yards, 37 TD, 16 INT, 106.6 passer rating)
Rushing: Breece Hall (1327 yards, 4.7 ypc, 7 TD)
Receiving: Davante Adams (95 receptions, 1139 yards, 10 TD)
Blocking: 36 sacks allowed
Defense: C.J. Mosley (122 tackles, 7 INT, 11 PBU)

Injury Report
WR Malachi Corley (out)
TE Hunter Henry (out)
HB Rhamondre Stevenson (out)
HB Antonio Gibson (IR)

BetMGM NFL Odds
Spread: New England -3
O/U: 43.5

New York Jets Projected Starters
QB #9 Kenny Pickett - 77 ovr, 81 spd, 87 acc, 75 awr, 88 thp, 91 sac, 89 mac, 80 dac
HB #20 Breece Hall - 91 ovr, 93 spd, 92 acc, 91 cod, 90 car, 88 spm, 97 jkm
WR #15 Davante Adams - 91 ovr, 88 spd, 87 acc, 91 cth
WR #5 Garrett Wilson - 89 ovr, 92 spd, 93 acc, 96 cth
WR #18 Mike Williams - 83 ovr, 89 spd, 84 acc, 89 cth
TE #86 Gerald Everett - 80 ovr, 83 spd, 87 acc, 91 cth, 60 rbk
LT #77 Tyron Smith - 86 ovr, 88 str, 89 pbk, 85 rbk
LG #76 John Simpson - 73 ovr, 92 str, 70 pbk, 72 rbk
C #66 Joe Tippmann - 82 ovr, 89 str, 81 pbk, 85 rbk
RG #75 Alijah Vera-Tucker - 86 ovr, 91 str, 81 pbk, 85 rbk
RT #74 Olumuyowa Fashanu - 86 ovr, 88 str, 90 pbk, 79 rbk
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EDGE #7 Haason Reddick - 85 ovr, 85 spd, 88 acc, 81 str, 84 pmv, 86 fmv, 74 bsh
EDGE #91 Darrell Taylor - 70 ovr, 84 spd, 86 acc, 85 str, 70 pmv, 75 fmv, 70 bsh
IDL #95 Quinnen Williams - 96 ovr, 84 acc, 94 str, 90 pmv, 87 fmv, 97 bsh
IDL #97 Phidarian Mathis - 68 ovr, 69 acc, 91 str, 70 pmv, 65 fmv, 74 bsh
LB #57 C.J. Mosley - 86 ovr, 80 spd, 84 acc, 95 tkl, 80 bsh, 71 mcv, 81 zcv
ILB #56 Quincy Williams - 86 ovr, 88 spd, 93 acc, 87 tkl, 70 bsh, 70 mcv, 81 zcv
CB #1 Sauce Gardner - 99 ovr, 93 spd, 94 acc, 99 mcv, 98 zcv, 99 press
CB #4 D.J. Reed Jr. - 89 ovr, 91 spd, 92 acc, 79 mcv, 90 zcv, 88 press
NB #30 Michael Carter II - 80 ovr, 93 spd, 93 acc, 83 mcv, 80 zcv, 73 press
S #28 Quandre Diggs - 79 ovr, 87 spd, 84 acc, 76 mcv, 84 zcv, 68 tkl
S #19 Isaiah Simmons - 78 ovr, 91 spd, 92 acc, 72 mcv, 68 zcv, 78 tkl

[The JZA]

Man, if you lose here...

[Soapy]

Man, if you lose here...

not losing to kenneth pickett my guy

[Soapy]

‣ NFL 2025 Wild Card Round - Gillette Stadium, Foxborough, Massachusetts
(10-8) New York Jets at New England Patriots (13-5)

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NYJ | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3
NE | 3 | 3 | 7 | 7 | 20

Jets offense grounded as Patriots cruise to 20-3 wild card win
The New England Patriots defense turned Kenny Pickett into a pumpkin once more, putting an end to the Jets season with a convincing 20-3 win to earn the franchise's first playoff win since Tom Brady's departure.

Drake Maye didn't need to do much with New England having two running backs in Kyle Monangai and JaMycal Hasty -- two undrafted free agents -- rushing for over 100 yards. Maye eventually got it going after starting the game with five straight incompletions, finishing with 152 yards passing and a touchdown. Maye also rushed for 68 yards but did have a crucial fumble that stopped New England from extending their lead at halftime.

Maye would find Cooper Kupp on the other side of the half with an eighteen yard completion to convert on third and nine and two plays later, they would hook up for a touchdown. With the Jets offense completely grounded, the Patriots were able to lean on their running game to close out their first playoff win under head coach Jerod Mayo.

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Scoring Summary
Quarter 1
Wil Lutz, 21 Yd FG (5:34)
Andres Borregales, 32 Yd FG (2:59)

Quarter 2
Andres Borregales, 38 Yd FG (1:17)

Quarter 3
Cooper Kupp 5 Yd pass from Drake Maye (8:08)

Quarter 4
JaMycal Hasty 19 Yd run (1:46)

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Player Stats
QB Kenny Pickett: 16-44, 169 yds, sacked 5 times
QB Drake Maye: 17-29, 152 yds, TD, sacked 3 times, 5 att, 68 yds, fumble (lost)

HB Breece Hall: 11 att, 75 yds
HB Kyle Monangai: 18 att, 101 yds, fumble (lost)
HB JaMycal Hasty: 16 att, 101 yds, TD, 5 rec, 46 yds

WR Davante Adams: 6 rec, 45 yds
WR Garrett Wilson: 2 rec, 18 yds
TE Oscar Delp: 6 rec, 43 yds
WR Cooper Kupp: 3 rec, 36 yds, TD

LT Will Campbell: Did not finish game
LG Layden Robinson: 56.4 PFF grade
C Drew Dalman: Did not finish game
RG Brandon Scherff: 70.8 PFF grade
RT Michael Onwenu: 79.5 PFF grade

LB Quincy Williams: 12 tkl
DE Will McDonald: 9 tkl, 3 TFL, sack
DE Haason Reddick: 5 tkl, 3 TFL, sack
CB Christian Gonzalez: 9 tkl, TFL
DE Keion White: 3 tkl, 2 TFL, 2 sacks
LB Jahlani Tavai: 3 tkl, TFL, sack
EDGE Josh Uche: 2 tkl, TFL, sack
EDGE Chase Young: 1 tkl, TFL, sack

[Captain Canada]

Light fucking work. Tell Davante to pull up in the off-season

[Soapy]

Light fucking work. Tell Davante to pull up in the off-season

this aint the retirement home my boy

[Soapy]

NFL Wild Card Results
Las Vegas Raiders 25 - 34 Cincinnati Bengals
--- QB Gardner Minshew: 14-24, 202 yds, TD, INT
--- WR DeAndre Hopkins: 3 rec, 83 yds, TD
--- QB Joe Burrow: 31-42, 259 yds, 2 TD, sacked twice
--- WR Ja'Marr Chase: 15 rec, 120 yds, TD

Arizona Cardinals 14 - 16 Philadelphia Eagles
--- QB Carson Beck: 14-22, 145 yds, TD, INT, sacked 5 times
--- CB Will Johnson: 4 tkl, INT
--- QB Jalen Hurts: 18-27, 233 yds, TD, 2 INT, sacked once, 12 att, 65 yds
--- WR DeVonta Smith: 6 rec, 76 yds, TD

New York Jets 03 - 20 New England Patriots
--- QB Kenny Pickett: 1-44, 169 yds, sacked 5 times
--- LB Quincy Williams: 12 tkl, PBU, FF
--- QB Drake Maye: 17-29, 152 yds, TD, sacked 3 times
--- HB JaMycal Hasty: 16 att, 101 yds, TD

Washington Commanders 10 - 14 San Francisco 49ers
--- QB Jayden Daniels: 13-26, 162 yds, sacked 4 times
--- WR Luther Burden III: 4 rec, 72 yds
--- QB Brock Purdy: 22-33, 243 yds, 2 TD
--- WR Brandon Aiyuk: 4 rec, 99 yds, 2 TD

Buffalo Bills 38 - 31 Kansas City Chiefs
--- QB Josh Allen: 35-44, 366 yds, 3 TD, INT, sacked twice
--- WR Khalil Shakir: 7 rec, 73 yds, TD
--- QB Patrick Mahomes: 32-45, 390 yds, 2 TD, sacked once, 6 att, 42 yds
--- WR Rashee Rice: 9 rec, 129 yds

Dallas Cowboys 34 - 17 Tampa Bay Buccaneers
--- QB Dak Prescott: 26-37, 335 yds, 2 TD, 2 INT, sacked twice
--- WR CeeDee Lamb: 8 rec, 139 yds
--- QB Baker Mayfield: 15-34, 167 yds, 2 INT
--- LB Divine Deablo: 8 tkl, 2 INT
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NFL Divisional Round Schedule
Buffalo Bills (12-6) at Jacksonville Jaguars (14-3)
Dallas Cowboys (13-4) at Green Bay Packers (15-2)
New England Patriots (13-5) at Cincinnati Bengals (14-4)
San Francisco 49ers (11-7) at Philadelphia Eagles (15-3)
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Notable Playoff Injuries
G David Edwards: Out (knee)
G O'Cyrus Torrence: Season (hand)
DE John Franklin-Myers: Out (knee)
DE DeMacus Lawrence: 6 weeks (shoulder)
OLB Quay Walker: Out (foot)
OLB Jacob Phillips: Season (pectoral)
TE Hunter Henry: Out (abdomen)
HB Antonio Gibson: Season (ankle)
G Cordell Volson: Out (quad)

[Soapy]

NFL Divisional Round Preview: at Cincinnati Bengals
Record: 13-4, 1st AFC North
Head Coach: Zac Taylor
Offensive Scheme: West Coast Spread
Defensive Scheme: Base 4-3

Team Leaders
Passing: Joe Burrow (77 cmp%, 4722 yards, 49 TD, 5 INT, 131.0 passer rating)
Rushing: Quinshon Judkins (905 yards, 3.9 ypc, 12 TD)
Receiving: Ja'Marr Chase (110 receptions, 1289 yards, 8 TD)
Blocking: 26 sacks allowed
Defense: Kris Jenkins Jr. (54 tackles, 13 TFL, 10 sacks)

Injury Report
G Cordell Volson (out)
TE Hunter Henry (out)
HB Antonio Gibson (IR)

[Captain Canada]

Gonzo vs Ja'Marr could be a movie.

Let's get it

[Soapy]

Gonzo vs Ja'Marr could be a movie.

Let's get it

should i break out the pen for a little preview from soap de la ghetto? you gave me a good idea for a storyline