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Post by Soapy » Today, 16:59

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Week 5 Preview: at Texas Longhorns
Head Coach: Steve Sarkisian | OC: Kyle Flood (Pro Style)| DC: Damien Marler (3-4 Multiple)
Record: 4-0, 0-0 SEC
Date/Time: Saturday, Sep. 30, 2028 — 1:00 PM
Forecast: 85° | Clear Skies | 0% Rain
Location: DKR-Texas Memorial Stadium, Austin, Texas
TV: ESPN

Team Leaders
Passing: Keke Swoope 66 cmp%, 1282 yards, 10 TD, 0 INT
Rushing: Matthew Sloman 275 yards, 4 ypc, 6 TD
Receiving: Christian Bentancur 24 receptions, 316 yards, 3 TD
Tackles: LB Dexter Bartee 23 tackles
Sacks: DT Gabe Bauers 4 sacks
Interceptions: CB Wardell Mack 3 INT

Injuries
Image CB Kaylib Singleton (Jr) Dislocated Ankle (Out)
Image DT Tico Crittendon Jr. (Soph) Torn Labrum (Out)
Image HB Cornell Tubbs (Fr) Foot Fracture (Out)
Image DT Aydin Breland (Sr) Dislocated Hip (Out)

Hard Rock Bet™
Spread: Texas -10.5
Moneyline: Mississippi State +370
Over: 58.5

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Post by Caesar » Today, 18:02

For the record, para mi, I don't think Carlisle's numbers are unrealistic. I just think it's hilarious that you're setting up Jaleel having to pull one of these when that W&T hits him

Texas to cover. Over.
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Post by supahotfire » Today, 18:09

I was just piling on for the comedics

22 is a lot more than 14 tho tbh
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