Gospel of Hal.

[Soapy]

Week 5 Preview: at Texas Longhorns
Head Coach: Steve Sarkisian | OC: Kyle Flood (Pro Style)| DC: Damien Marler (3-4 Multiple)
Record: 4-0, 0-0 SEC
Date/Time: Saturday, Sep. 30, 2028 — 1:00 PM
Forecast: 85° | Clear Skies | 0% Rain
Location: DKR-Texas Memorial Stadium, Austin, Texas
TV: ESPN

Team Leaders
Passing: Keke Swoope 66 cmp%, 1282 yards, 10 TD, 0 INT
Rushing: Matthew Sloman 275 yards, 4 ypc, 6 TD
Receiving: Christian Bentancur 24 receptions, 316 yards, 3 TD
Tackles: LB Dexter Bartee 23 tackles
Sacks: DT Gabe Bauers 4 sacks
Interceptions: CB Wardell Mack 3 INT

Injuries
CB Kaylib Singleton (Jr) Dislocated Ankle (Out)
DT Tico Crittendon Jr. (Soph) Torn Labrum (Out)
HB Cornell Tubbs (Fr) Foot Fracture (Out)
DT Aydin Breland (Sr) Dislocated Hip (Out)

Hard Rock Bet™
Spread: Texas -10.5
Moneyline: Mississippi State +370
Over: 58.5

The Bookie
redsox907 2-0
The JZA 2-0
Caesar 7-1
Captain Canada 7-1
djp73 7-1
supahotfire 3-2
YaBoyRobRoy

[Caesar]

For the record, para mi, I don't think Carlisle's numbers are unrealistic. I just think it's hilarious that you're setting up Jaleel having to pull one of these when that W&T hits him

Texas to cover. Over.

[supahotfire]

I was just piling on for the comedics

22 is a lot more than 14 tho tbh

[Captain Canada]

Mississippi State to cover, Texas ML, over.

Show me something.

[The JZA]

Quietly take the over

[redsox907]

I think the switch from QB to HB back to QB may be a bit unrealistic, but hey. Jaleel found his moneymaker and he gonna ride him until he broke

Texas gonna turn that boy into a mudstomping hole tho

Texas and the over

[Soapy]

For the record, para mi, I don't think Carlisle's numbers are unrealistic. I just think it's hilarious that you're setting up Jaleel having to pull one of these when that W&T hits him

Texas to cover. Over.

Once his W&T runs out, we onto the next one

I was just piling on for the comedics

22 is a lot more than 14 tho tbh

18 the game before, 12 the game before that

do the math

respect

Mississippi State to cover, Texas ML, over.

Show me something.

ball knower

Quietly take the over

smart play

I think the switch from QB to HB back to QB may be a bit unrealistic, but hey. Jaleel found his moneymaker and he gonna ride him until he broke

Texas gonna turn that boy into a mudstomping hole tho

Texas and the over

Ryan Tannehill

John Rhys Plumlee

D'Eriq King

it's okay, i will make it my mission to teach y'all ball

[Soapy]

(4-1, 0-1 SEC) (5-0, 1-0 SEC)
CFB 2028 Regular Season, Week 5 - DKR-Texas Memorial Stadium, Austin, Texas

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MSST | 7 | 28 | 0 | 15 | 0 | 50
TEX | 10 | 14 | 12 | 14 | 7 | 57

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Scoring Summary
Quarter 1
Cooper Crosby, 9 Yd run (11:26)
Julian Gilbert, 31 Yd FG (6:23)
Cornell Finley, 1 Yd run (0:37)

Quarter 2
Cooper Crosby 33 Yd pass from Austin Carlisle (9:28)
Heath Tucker, returned interception 43 Yds (8:16)
Matthew Sloman, 1 Yd run (5:51)
George Wick 3 Yd pass from Austin Carlisle (4:22)
Austin Carlisle, 40 Yd run (1:25)
Matthew Sloman 5 Yd pass from Keke Swoope (0:00)

Quarter 3
Michael Terry III 49 Yd pass from Keke Swoope -- 2pt failed (10:17)
Daylan McCutcheon 15 Yd pass from Keke Swoope -- 2pt failed (6:10)

Quarter 4
Matthew Sloman, 1 Yd run (11:20)
Matthew Sloman 8 Yd pass from Keke Swoope (6:12)
Cooper Crosby 17 Yd pass from Austin Carlisle (5:30)
Austin Carlisle, 5 Yd run -- 2pt (0:16)

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Player Stats
QB Austin Carlisle (Jr): 21-34, 301 Yds, 3 TD, 2 INT, Sacked 5x, 15 Car, 156 Yds, 2 TD
QB Keke Swoope (Soph): 41-65, 514 Yds, 4 TD, 2 INT, Sacked 1x

HB Cooper Crosby (R-Soph): 4 Car, 30 Yds, TD, 9 Rec, 142 Yds, 2 TD
HB Matthew Sloman (Soph): 30 Car, 124 Yds, 3 TD, 4 Rec, 58 Yds, 2 TD

WR Marshaun Evans (R-Jr): 4 Rec, 42 Yds
WR Jamaal Jordan (R-Soph): 3 Rec, 92 Yds
WR Alex Dragos (R-Fr): 10 Rec, 138 Yds
WR Michael Terry III (R-Jr): 8 Rec, 127 Yds, TD

S Bralan Womack (Jr): 6 Tkl, INT, PBU
S Heath Tucker (R-Jr): 4 Tkl, INT, PBU
CB Wardell Mack (R-Sr): 6 Tkl, INT
DT Dariq Stecker (R-Sr): 4 Tkl, 3 TFL, 2 Sacks

[supahotfire]

Sloman put on a show

tough L to score that much and still lose. Was that game fun or frustrating to play?

[Soapy]

Sloman put on a show

tough L to score that much and still lose. Was that game fun or frustrating to play?

losing no since we probably should have lost that game

the way we lost yeah lmao

we came back only to lose in overtime to a WR not coming back to the ball on a stick concept

first play of OT too