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[Agent]

Whew avoided the sweep.

Good for the Washington Wizards. I don't think this is the last time we'll see James Taylor in the NBA Finals..

[The JZA]

Sawse Bawse about to blow a 3-1 lead

[djp73]

Gentlemen's sweep coming up?

[Agent]

[Agent]

Morgan Sauce Is Named The 2031 NBA Finals' MVP As The New Orleans Pelicans Pull Off The 3-Peat Against The Wizards



Game 5 - Jun. 11, 2031 / Smoothie King Center, New Orleans, LA

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WAS (1-4) | 28 | 26 | 37 | 28 | 119
NO (4-1) | 32 | 28 | 27 | 43 | 130

New Orleans Pelicans' Top Performers:

Morgan Sauce: 34 Points, 12 Assists, 8 Steals, 13/22 FG, 3/6 3PT, 5/5 FT
Brandon Ingram: 24 Points, 5 Assists, 9/18 FG, 3/7 3PT, 3/3 FT
DJ Porter: 19 Points, 14 Rebounds, 4 Blocks, 9/11 FG, 1/1 FT
Anthony Davis: 18 points, 4 Rebounds, 3 Blocks, 8/11 FG, 2/2 FT
De'Aaron Fox: 16 Points, 6 Rebounds, 13 Assists, 3 Steals, 6/13 FG, 2/2 FT
Ayo Dosumnu: 12 Points, 4/9 FG, 3/5 3PT, 1/2 FT

Washington Wizards' Top Performers:

Treysi Royal: 25 Points, 3 Steals, 11/20 FG, 3/6 3PT
Karl-Anthony Towns: 22 Points, 6 Rebounds, 7 Assists, 3 Steals, 6/14 FG, 4/8 3PT, 6/6 FT
James Taylor: 21 Points, 5 Rebounds, 6 Assists, 9/13 FG, 3/6 3PT
Scottie Barnes: 17 Points, 11 Rebounds, 6/13 FG, 4/9 3PT, 1/2 FT
Johnny Juzang: 13 Points, 3 Steals, 4/10 FG, 1/4 3PT, 4/4 FT
Jalen Brunson: 10 Points, 5 Assists, 3/5 FG, 4/4 FT

[James]

Seemed inevitable. Congrats to the Pels.

[Agent]

Sawse Bawse about to blow a 3-1 lead

shoutout to the Portland Trail Blazers for blowing a 3-1 lead to take out Sawse Bawse. Would've been wild storyline though if the sim actually went in the Wizards favor..

Gentlemen's sweep coming up?

DJ Porter is getting lit on the bubbly right now in the Pelicans' locker room.

Seemed inevitable. Congrats to the Pels.

Great season for the Wizards. A lot of progress has been made since the Taylor / Royal back court was formed.

[Agent]

Seth Rollins Finds Tiny Jimenez With Becky Lynch Backstage As Smackdown Goes Off The Air.
Friday Night Smackdown- Jun. 13, 2031 - Thomas & Mack Center, Paradise, NV



"I don't understand why the fans eat Tiny Jimenez up. Is it really that cool that he's the first person to do this in so many years in the NBA.. or the first person to do that in the UFC in so many years... or the first person to procreate with an alien even.. Is that even an accomplishment or does that put you on the Guiness Book of World Weirdos?

*Seth received mixed reactions from the crowd*

Anyways, I was informed by WWE that Tiny Jimenez has some sort of pre-recorded message for me since I guess he's too scared to face me in this ring like a man..

Let's go ahead & roll the tape.."

*Seth Rollins & the audience turn their attention to the stage to watch the video*

"Hey Seth. It's me, Tiny. I heard you were asking about me on Monday night & I'm sorry I couldn't be there."



"I did, however, run into your wife just before I have to run for the evening. Becky, it's nice to see you."

*Seth Rollins began to fume as he watched Tiny Jimenez & Becky Lynch speak in the WWE locker room*

"Look, babe! Tiny Jimenez! He gave me a really cool Suns' jersey.." Becky Lynch said before the camera zoomed in on Tiny Jimenez's smile & faded out.



"... You won't face me in the ring but you will SPEAK TO MY WIFE!? Oh, you really crossed the line this time, my friend.

Speaking to Becky is the biggest line you've ever crossed because this means all out war. I'm going to invade your world & there's nothing you can do about it. See you very soon, Tiny."

[djp73]

[Agent]

Rest of the league like this.

Someone's got to have the Pelicans number next season.