Ruins of Pompeii.

[six7]

bring back uche

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2024 New England Patriots Pro Bowlers
HB Rhamondre Stevenson
TE Hunter Henry
LB Jahlani Tavai

2024 New England Patriots Stats
Passing
QB Drake Maye: 246-371, 2885 yds, 25 TD, 11 INT, 99.8 passer rating, sacked 19 times
QB Jacoby Brissett: 111-199, 1233 yds, 2 TD, 6 INT, 65.1 passer rating, sacked once

Rushing
HB Rhamondre Stevenson: 282 att, 1375 yds, 6 TD, 4 fumbles
HB Antonio Gibson: 133 att, 645 yds, 3 TD, 2 fumbles
QB Drake Maye: 58 att, 488 yds, 5 TD, 3 fumbles
HB JaMycal Hasty: 17 att, 109 yds, TD

Receiving
TE Hunter Henry: 87 rec, 1000 yds, 7 TD
WR Demario Douglas: 64 rec, 576 yds, 5 TD
WR Ja'Lynn Polk: 46 rec, 646 yds, 3 TD
HB Antonio Gibson: 34 rec, 393 yds
HB Rhamondre Stevenson: 33 rec, 310 yds, TD
WR Kendrick Bourne: 21 rec, 258 yds, TD
WR Tyquan Thornton: 17 rec, 313 yds, 4 TD
HB JaMycal Hasty: 16 rec, 152 yds, TD
WR Kayshon Boutte: 7 rec, 100 yds, TD
WR Jerome Baker: 6 rec, 67 yds, TD
TE Jaheim Bell: 5 rec, 59 yds, 2 TD

Defense
LB Jahlani Tavai: 142 tkl, 18 TFL, 3 sacks, 12 PBU
S Kyle Dugger: 131 tkl, 9 TFL, sack, INT, 5 PBU, FF
S Jabril Peppers: 97 tkl, 4 TFL, 0.5 sack, 2 INT, 12 PBU, FF
CB Christian Gonzalez: 96 tkl, 6 TFL, 3 INT, 16 PBU
CB Jonathan Jones: 91 tkl, 2 TFL, 2 INT, 13 PBU
CB Marcus Jones: 70 tkl, 4 TFL, INT, 14 PBU
S Marte Mapu: 65 tkl, 6 TFL, 0.5 sack, INT, 6 PBU
LB Raekwon McMillan: 57 tkl, 9 TFL, 2.5 sacks, PBU
EDGE Josh Uche: 46 tkl, 13 TFL, 6 sacks, PBU
EDGE Anfernee Jennings: 45 tkl, 7 TFL, 2 sacks, 2 PBU
LB Sione Takitaki: 31 tkl, 4 TFL, 3.5 sacks, 3 PBU
LB Curtis Jacobs: 30 tkl, 2 TFL, sack
S Jaylinn Hawkins: 30 tkl, TFL, INT, PBU
DE Deatrich Wise Jr: 24 tkl, 14 TFL, 6.5 sacks
EDGE Keion White: 24 tkl, 9 TFL, 5 sacks
CB Marco Wilson: 16 tkl, TFL
DT Eric Johnson II: 14 tkl, 4 TFL, PBU
EDGE Jamree Kromah: 14 tkl, 4 TFL, 4 sacks, PBU
DE Daniel Ekuale: 10 tkl, 5 TFL, 3 sacks

Special Teams
K Joey Slye: 26-30, 55 FG Lng, 35/37 XP
P Bryce Baringer: 61 punts, 39.7 Net Avg, 16 inside the 20, 15 touchbacks
CB Marcus Jones: 56 kick returns, 1357 yds, 53 punt returns, 286 yds
WR Tyquan Thornton: 16 kick returns, 375 yds
HB Antonio Gibson: 13 kick returns, 278 yds
ST Brenden Schooler: 8 tkl
ST Marcellas Dial: 7 tkl

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I'm ready for the off-season to end all off-seasons

let's get it!

bring back uche

why lol

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NFL Conference Championship Results
Baltimore Ravens 42 - 28 Houston Texans
--- QB Lamar Jackson: 16-29, 284 yds, TD
--- HB Derrick Henry: 18 att, 111 yds, 2 TD
--- QB C.J. Stroud: 20-28, 303 yds, 4 TD, INT, sacked twice
--- WR Nico Collins: 3 rec, 129 yds, 2 TD

Dallas Cowboys 24 - 16 Minnesota Vikings
--- QB Dak Prescott: 22-27, 252 yds, 2 TD
--- DT Osa Odighizuwa: 4 tkl, 2.5 sacks
--- QB Sam Darnold: 11-18, 140 yds, 2 TD, sacked 4 times
--- TE Dallin Holker: 4 rec, 49 yds, TD
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Super Bowl LVIII
Baltimore Ravens (15-5) vs. Dallas Cowboys (14-6)
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Notable Super Bowl Injuries
S Eddie Jackson: Season (groin)
CB DaRon Bland: Season (foot)
EDGE Micah Parsons: Season (shoulder)
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NFL Awards
Most Valuable Player: QB Josh Allen: 71 cmp%, 4329 yds, 44 TD, 7 INT, 121 att, 649 yds, 7 TD
Offensive Player of the Year: QB Josh Allen: 71 cmp%, 4329 yds, 44 TD, 7 INT, 121 att, 649 yds, 7 TD
Defensive Player of the Year: OLB Andrew Van Ginkel: 71 tkl, 13 TFL, 14.5 sacks, INT, 5 PBU, FF
Offensive Rookie of the Year: QB Caleb Williams: 65 cmp%, 3541 yds, 27 TD, 11 INT, 90 att, 389 yds, 4 TD
Defensive Rookie of the Year: LB Junior Colson: 91 tkl, 8 TFL, 2.5 sacks, 3 INT, 7 PBU, 2 FF
Coach of the Year: HC Robert Saleh

[six7]

ayo robert saleh COTY !!!!!

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ayo robert saleh COTY !!!!!

bruh im weak

[Captain Canada]

Please Lamar, we don't need a Cowboys Super Bowl

[Soapy]

Please Lamar, we don't need a Cowboys Super Bowl

fuck the ravens, forever and always nigga

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Elusive Super Bowl slips through Lamar Jackson's grasp as Cowboys win Super Bowl
A few words that fans around the world have either been dreading or waiting for: The Dallas Cowboys are your Super Bowl Champions.

Dallas' pass rush was too much for Baltimore's Lamar Jackson, who was sacked three times and Derrick Henry was held to just thirty nine rushing yards. It was Ezekiel Elliott who led the game with sixty nine yards rushing and Dak Prescott's fourth quarter touchdown on a scramble that gave the Cowboys the 21-19 edge in the final minutes of the game.

It would prove to be Zack Martin's final game who announced his retirement shortly after.
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Notable NFL Retirements
QB Aaron Rodgers
QB Russell Wilson
T Trent Williams
OLB Von Miller
OLB Justin Houston
OLB Brandon Graham
DE Cameron Heyward
DE Calais Campbell
HB Raheem Mostert
T Terron Armstead
G Zack Martin
QB Joe Flacco
CB Patrick Peterson
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Notable NFL Coaching Moves
Cleveland Browns hire head coach Kellen Moore
Chicago Bears hire head coach Joe Brady

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Patriots' franchise tag goes unused as David Andrews, Jonathan Jones and Josh Uche enter free agency
The New England Patriots have not extended David Andrew, Jonathan Jones nor Josh Uche with the franchise tag deadline passing by.

All three, along with defensive end Deatrich Wise Jr, are among twenty-seven New England Patriots that are set to enter free agency. While any of those players could return to New England on a new deal once free agency opens up, the Patriots are at least willing to let three of their key players, including two captains in Andrews and Wise, enter free agency and potentially sign elsewhere.

New England did make an offer to both Uche and Jones but both players decided to test their market first.

Notable NFL Transactions
Detroit Lions franchise tag G Kevin Zeitler
New York Jets franchise tag T Tyron Smith
San Francisco 49ers franchise tag CB Charvarius Ward
Cleveland Browns re-sign HB Nick Chubb (3yr/$32.6m)
Kansas City Chiefs re-sign LB Nick Bolton (5yr/$61.4m)
Dallas Cowboys re-sign DE DeMarcus Lawrence (1yr/$25.9m)
San Francisco 49ers re-sign LB Dre Greenlaw (4yr/$84.6m)
Chicago Bears re-sign WR Keenan Allen (3yr/$56.5m)
Chicago Bears re-sign T David Bakhtiari (1yr/$15.1m)