Gospel of Hal.

[Soapy]

Week 5 Preview: at Texas Longhorns
Head Coach: Steve Sarkisian | OC: Kyle Flood (Pro Style)| DC: Damien Marler (3-4 Multiple)
Record: 4-0, 0-0 SEC
Date/Time: Saturday, Sep. 30, 2028 — 1:00 PM
Forecast: 85° | Clear Skies | 0% Rain
Location: DKR-Texas Memorial Stadium, Austin, Texas
TV: ESPN

Team Leaders
Passing: Keke Swoope 66 cmp%, 1282 yards, 10 TD, 0 INT
Rushing: Matthew Sloman 275 yards, 4 ypc, 6 TD
Receiving: Christian Bentancur 24 receptions, 316 yards, 3 TD
Tackles: LB Dexter Bartee 23 tackles
Sacks: DT Gabe Bauers 4 sacks
Interceptions: CB Wardell Mack 3 INT

Injuries
CB Kaylib Singleton (Jr) Dislocated Ankle (Out)
DT Tico Crittendon Jr. (Soph) Torn Labrum (Out)
HB Cornell Tubbs (Fr) Foot Fracture (Out)
DT Aydin Breland (Sr) Dislocated Hip (Out)

Hard Rock Bet™
Spread: Texas -10.5
Moneyline: Mississippi State +370
Over: 58.5

The Bookie
redsox907 2-0
The JZA 2-0
Caesar 7-1
Captain Canada 7-1
djp73 7-1
supahotfire 3-2
YaBoyRobRoy

[Caesar]

For the record, para mi, I don't think Carlisle's numbers are unrealistic. I just think it's hilarious that you're setting up Jaleel having to pull one of these when that W&T hits him

Texas to cover. Over.

[supahotfire]

I was just piling on for the comedics

22 is a lot more than 14 tho tbh

[Captain Canada]

Mississippi State to cover, Texas ML, over.

Show me something.

[The JZA]

Quietly take the over